http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8339097.stm

"In his paper Hazards of Horse-riding as a Popular Sport, Dr Silver cited a 
study from 1985 that suggested motorcyclists suffered a serious accident 
once every 7,000 hours but a horse rider could expect a serious incident 
once in every 350 hours. "

After my bump last year looks like I have years until I reach the next 7000 
riding hour incident :)

-- 
Steve Parry
87 BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
02 Suzuki DRZ400SY , 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50
82 Suzuki GN400, BMW 330Ci
www.gwynfryn.co.uk

"Steve Parry"  wrote >

> "In his paper Hazards of Horse-riding as a Popular Sport, Dr Silver cited a 
> study from 1985 that suggested motorcyclists suffered a serious accident once 
> every 7,000 hours but a horse rider could expect a serious incident once in 
> every 350 hours. "
>
> After my bump last year looks like I have years until I reach the next 7000 
> riding hour incident :)
>
> -- 

Don't fuck with the horsey horsey's, you WILL lose.

Statistically, they can prove that more people drown in cars than die from a 
head injury after falling from a horse.

They will happily submit to compulsory helmets after all car drivers are forced 
to wear aqualungs !

I wrote a letter to the editor of my local paper complaining about why they 
don't feel the need to clear up the shit they've just deposited on the riding 
line. It provoked 100's of responses, I received hate mail & death threats from 
10yr old girls, I still feel the need to give 'em a wide berth.

"Chas" <Me@Home> wrote in message 
news:l4ydnRvcHYAQ6m3XnZ2dnUVZ8kOdnZ2d@brightview.co.uk...
>
> "Steve Parry"  wrote >
>
>> "In his paper Hazards of Horse-riding as a Popular Sport, Dr Silver cited 
>> a study from 1985 that suggested motorcyclists suffered a serious 
>> accident once every 7,000 hours but a horse rider could expect a serious 
>> incident once in every 350 hours. "
>>
>> After my bump last year looks like I have years until I reach the next 
>> 7000 riding hour incident :)
>>
>> -- 
>
> Don't fuck with the horsey horsey's, you WILL lose.
>
> Statistically, they can prove that more people drown in cars than die from 
> a head injury after falling from a horse.
>
> They will happily submit to compulsory helmets after all car drivers are 
> forced to wear aqualungs !
>
> I wrote a letter to the editor of my local paper complaining about why 
> they don't feel the need to clear up the shit they've just deposited on 
> the riding line. It provoked 100's of responses, I received hate mail & 
> death threats from 10yr old girls, I still feel the need to give 'em a 
> wide berth.

Cool ... I may have found a new meaning to my life :) If I can wind up the 
jodphur clad then my life will be .... um entertained :)

-- 
Steve Parry
87 BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
02 Suzuki DRZ400SY , 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50
82 Suzuki GN400, BMW 330Ci
www.gwynfryn.co.uk

Steve Parry wrote:
> 
> "Chas" <Me@Home> wrote in message 
> news:l4ydnRvcHYAQ6m3XnZ2dnUVZ8kOdnZ2d@brightview.co.uk...
>>
>> "Steve Parry"  wrote >
>>
>>> "In his paper Hazards of Horse-riding as a Popular Sport, Dr Silver 
>>> cited a study from 1985 that suggested motorcyclists suffered a 
>>> serious accident once every 7,000 hours but a horse rider could 
>>> expect a serious incident once in every 350 hours. "
>>>
>>> After my bump last year looks like I have years until I reach the 
>>> next 7000 riding hour incident :)
>>>
>>> -- 
>>
>> Don't fuck with the horsey horsey's, you WILL lose.
>>
>> Statistically, they can prove that more people drown in cars than die 
>> from a head injury after falling from a horse.
>>
>> They will happily submit to compulsory helmets after all car drivers 
>> are forced to wear aqualungs !
>>
>> I wrote a letter to the editor of my local paper complaining about why 
>> they don't feel the need to clear up the shit they've just deposited 
>> on the riding line. It provoked 100's of responses, I received hate 
>> mail & death threats from 10yr old girls, I still feel the need to 
>> give 'em a wide berth.
> 
> Cool ... I may have found a new meaning to my life :) If I can wind up 
> the jodphur clad then my life will be .... um entertained :)
> 
It's like shooting fish in a barrel. As in, it's not fun after the first 
shot.

One of my sisters used to race in cross country competitions on a horse. 
Despite the appalling death and injury rates, she still tells me riding 
a motorcycle is very dangerous indeed, and she wouldn't be caught on 
one. I did once try to point out the obvious, but she just got all 
"well, actually" on me.

In message , Steve 
Parry  writes

(fetish)
>jodphur clad
............................................................
(/fetish)

-- 
Mark Roberts

mark wrote:
> In message , Steve
> Parry  writes
>
> (fetish)
>> jodphur clad
> ............................................................
> (/fetish)

Some just look filthy dont they, mind you there a few round here with arses 
bigger than the fucking horse.

-- 


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

"mark"  wrote in message 
news:jg79QlCSvH8KFwlj@martem.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Steve Parry 
>  writes
>
> (fetish)
>>jodphur clad
> ............................................................
> (/fetish)
>

Not just me then :)

-- 
Steve Parry
87 BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
02 Suzuki DRZ400SY , 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50
82 Suzuki GN400, BMW 330Ci
www.gwynfryn.co.uk

"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:7lbdrvF3c9vh0U1@mid.individual.net...
> mark wrote:
>> In message , Steve
>> Parry  writes
>>
>> (fetish)
>>> jodphur clad
>> ............................................................
>> (/fetish)
>
> Some just look filthy dont they, mind you there a few round here with 
> arses bigger than the fucking horse.
>

LOL ... "What d'ya call a horse with a cunt on its back .... a police horse" 
badoom tish

-- 
Steve Parry
87 BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
02 Suzuki DRZ400SY , 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50
82 Suzuki GN400, BMW 330Ci
www.gwynfryn.co.uk

On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:55:02 +0000, Muck 
wrote:

>One of my sisters used to race in cross country competitions on a horse. 
>Despite the appalling death and injury rates, she still tells me riding 
>a motorcycle is very dangerous indeed, and she wouldn't be caught on 
>one. I did once try to point out the obvious, but she just got all 
>"well, actually" on me.

Heh. Women, eh?

I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
horse-crash-related.


-- 
-Pip

Pip Luscher wrote:

> Heh. Women, eh?
> 

Generally speaking, yes... completely agree.

> I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
> horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
> falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
> impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
> horse-crash-related.
> 

Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort 
of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a 
scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be 
called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?

On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 19:41:55 -0000, "Steve Parry"
 wrote:

>"What d'ya call a horse with a cunt on its back .... a police horse" 
>badoom tish

<sigh>

What sort of half-arsed shit is this?

The correct version is:  "what do you call an animal with four legs
and a cunt half-way up its back?"
-- 
Champ
We declare that the splendor of the world has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed.
ZX10R | Hayabusa  |  GPz750turbo 
neal at champ dot org dot uk

In article <4af09f4d$0$9752$6e1ede2f@read.cnntp.org>,
 Muck  wrote:

> Pip Luscher wrote:
> 
> > Heh. Women, eh?
> > 
> 
> Generally speaking, yes... completely agree.
> 
> > I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
> > horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
> > falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
> > impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
> > horse-crash-related.
> > 
> 
> Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort 
> of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a 
> scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be 
> called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?

Dog food.

-- 
Mike      UKRMMA: 23
V-Strom (The warthog)
The spirit of the living beings was in the wheels
skype: muddycat

On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:45:51 -0800, muddy cat 
wrote:

>In article <4af09f4d$0$9752$6e1ede2f@read.cnntp.org>,
> Muck  wrote:
>
>> Pip Luscher wrote:
>> 
>> > Heh. Women, eh?
>> > 
>> 
>> Generally speaking, yes... completely agree.
>> 
>> > I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
>> > horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
>> > falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
>> > impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
>> > horse-crash-related.
>> > 
>> 
>> Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort 
>> of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a 
>> scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be 
>> called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?
>
>Dog food.

Glue.
-- 
-Pip

On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:23:24 +0000, Muck 
wrote:

>Pip Luscher wrote:
>
>> Heh. Women, eh?
>> 
>
>Generally speaking, yes... completely agree.
>
>> I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
>> horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
>> falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
>> impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
>> horse-crash-related.
>> 
>
>Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort 
>of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a 
>scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be 
>called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?

Heh. I chose the term deliberately. I did actually tahe riding lessons
for a couple of years, meny, many years ago and still have a soft spot
for horses, but I've subsequently discovered Internal Combustion.
-- 
-Pip

Muck wrote:

> Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort
> of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a
> scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be
> called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?

One got hit by a bus round here when i was a kid, bus driver dead & mucho 
splattered horse.

-- 


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

Pip Luscher wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:23:24 +0000, Muck 
> wrote:
> 
>> Pip Luscher wrote:
>> 
>>> Heh. Women, eh?
>>> 
>> 
>> Generally speaking, yes... completely agree.
>> 
>>> I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
>>> horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
>>> falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
>>> impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
>>> horse-crash-related.
>>> 
>> 
>> Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort
>> of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a
>> scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be
>> called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?
> 
> Heh. I chose the term deliberately. I did actually tahe riding lessons
> for a couple of years, meny, many years ago and still have a soft spot
> for horses, but I've subsequently discovered Internal Combustion.

Pervertt!

-- 


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Steve Parry"
 saying something like:

>Cool ... I may have found a new meaning to my life :) If I can wind up the 
>jodphur clad then my life will be .... um entertained :)

I dunno about you, but I find a set of jodphur-clad female buttocks a
most entrancing sight.

"Muck"  wrote in message 
news:4af07c86$0$9751$6e1ede2f@read.cnntp.org...
> Steve Parry wrote:

> One of my sisters used to race in cross country competitions on a horse. 
> Despite the appalling death and injury rates, she still tells me riding a 
> motorcycle is very dangerous indeed, and she wouldn't be caught on one. I 
> did once try to point out the obvious, but she just got all "well, 
> actually" on me.

As one who regularly rides both bikes and horses, I hunt at least once a 
week during the season and compete in most disciplines I would say that 
horse riding is definitely more dangerous. The chances of an accident are 
much higher and the protective gear is not nearly so effective.

Danny

muddy cat wrote:

>> Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort 
>> of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a 
>> scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be 
>> called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?
> 
> Dog food.
> 

Or a free lunch, depending on your point of view.

Nige wrote:
> Muck wrote:
> 
>> Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort
>> of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a
>> scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be
>> called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?
> 
> One got hit by a bus round here when i was a kid, bus driver dead & 
> mucho splattered horse.
> 

_Nasty_. May have done better in a rally car? Poor rally car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrCHLqit2K8

"Nige"  wrote in message 
news:7lbdrvF3c9vh0U1@mid.individual.net...
> mark wrote:
>> In message , Steve
>> Parry  writes
>>
>> (fetish)
>>> jodphur clad
>> ............................................................
>> (/fetish)
>
> Some just look filthy dont they, mind you there a few round here with 
> arses bigger than the fucking horse.

Do they strap on stirrups for having sex?

"Pip Luscher"  wrote in message 
news:et91f591dl64emb3kdsbh7ukeu0cebq21q@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:23:24 +0000, Muck 
> wrote:
>
>>Pip Luscher wrote:
>>
>>> Heh. Women, eh?
>>>
>>
>>Generally speaking, yes... completely agree.
>>
>>> I'ev had two horsey girlfriends. One actually broke her back when her
>>> horse refused a jump, the other had a bad back at least partly from
>>> falls. She also had a calcerous lump (I forget th correct name) that
>>> impinged on her spinal cord, though I'm not certain it was
>>> horse-crash-related.
>>>
>>
>>Horse crash, now there's a funny term, makes them sound like some sort
>>of motor vehicle. There again, if a motorbike reared when it spotted a
>>scary flower and dumped shit all over the road, I guess it would be
>>called a horse.... So, what is a good term for a horse crash?
>
> Heh. I chose the term deliberately. I did actually tahe riding lessons
> for a couple of years, meny, many years ago and still have a soft spot
> for horses, but I've subsequently discovered Internal Combustion.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. Add in "and shit all over the road" and it's 
still a fucking horse really.

-- 
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

"Grimly Curmudgeon"  wrote in message 
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> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember "Steve Parry"
>  saying something like:
>
>>Cool ... I may have found a new meaning to my life :) If I can wind up the
>>jodphur clad then my life will be .... um entertained :)
>
> I dunno about you, but I find a set of jodphur-clad female buttocks a
> most entrancing sight.

I find thighs *that* big somewhat frightening.


-- 
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19