Why do they always stink of piss?

On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:32:41 +0100, Jake  wrote:

>Why do they always stink of piss?
>

You have taken an interest in a special newsgroup set up by
the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 

The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise be spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were next going to knife to death.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away. Independent research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to protect what 
was left of their sanity. This has happened to the whole of uk.local.
hierarchy.  This newsgroup in particular is a very good example 
of another HMG failure.

I trust this post will help guide you in your future dealings with this
newsgroup.

Thank you.

Jake wrote:
> Why do they always stink of piss?
> 
> 
To mask the scent of the mothballs.

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> Why do they always stink of piss?
>

That's just your mum, that is!

On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:08:19 +0100, Porridge Wog wrote:

>> Why do they always stink of piss?

Pheromones ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

When you grow up, you'll understand ;)

Meanwhile, just go and play with your toys, little one.

"Robin T Cox"  wrote in message 
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> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:08:19 +0100, Porridge Wog wrote:
>
>>> Why do they always stink of piss?
>
> Pheromones ...

I'm afraid it isn't.  It's piss.

But incontinence is not a matter of the sex you are.  In fact, it generally 
occurs earlier in males because of design faults inherent in the prostate 
gland.  It's accentuated, however, in both sexes by the loss of sense of 
smell which is an inevitable consequence of ageing.

If you don't want to smell of piss, the answer is don't grow old. 
Otherwise, you will.

And it doesn't depend on how rich, intelligent or streetwise you are either.

"Norman Wells"  wrote in message 
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> "Robin T Cox"  wrote in message 
> news:OXeFi.3$X%4.2@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:08:19 +0100, Porridge Wog wrote:
>>
>>>> Why do they always stink of piss?
>>
>> Pheromones ...
>
> I'm afraid it isn't.  It's piss.
>
> But incontinence is not a matter of the sex you are.  In fact, it 
> generally occurs earlier in males because of design faults inherent in the 
> prostate gland.  It's accentuated, however, in both sexes by the loss of 
> sense of smell which is an inevitable consequence of ageing.
>
> If you don't want to smell of piss, the answer is don't grow old. 
> Otherwise, you will.
>
> And it doesn't depend on how rich, intelligent or streetwise you are 
> either.
>

How old is 'old'?

Mike

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