On Oct 31, 8:09 pm, "dick blisters"  wrote:
> "Rob Cypher"  wrote in message
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> news:s4tgb5pecgk544msceq90t5kakleroelbc@4ax.com...> On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:13:26 -0000, "Joe Horowitz"
> > <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
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> >>"Steady Eddy"  wrote in message
> >>news:724f0533-c253-4ae5-bfcd-736ecf56bb11@m7g2000prd.googlegroups.com..> >><snip endless quoted text>
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> >>> FOOTBALL is played in the USA. Soccer is played in Britville.
>
> Why do they call it football when their feet hardly ever touch the ball?
> Why not call it "throw it with your hands ball"?
> Stupid fucking game anyway.

    If you'd keep your hands away from your dick, the blisters might
heal.