Right, apologies for the delay, but it turns out that the current 
administration at Manchester United have never fucking heard of us, so 
organising a friendly against them has taken a little persuasion.  Two years 
of persuasion, or 'harassment' as one of their lawyers described it, to be 
precise.

Anyway, by order of the FA and a court of Her Majesty's law, Man United will 
play an exciting and prestigious friendly match against us shortly before 
the start of the new season.  In return, I am to stop calling their office 
and sending them e-mails and stuff and never go within 200 yards of Old 
Trafford.  I'm okay with that.

So Osbourne, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind submitting a 
teamsheet for the match?  I know you did one already, but I've lost it, and 
most of the people on it are probably dead now anyway or threw a Gay Tantrum 
or something and haven't been seen since.

The match, possibly Youksef's last ever, will be played right here in 
Youksefopolis. I thought a home fixture was best, partly because it'll be a 
nice way for the lurkers to bid an emotional farewell to their heroes, but 
also partly because I'm not allowed near Old Trafford anymore.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:bqN9m.81729$ay4.6717@newsfe27.ams2: 

> So Osbourne, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind submitting a
> teamsheet for the match?  I know you did one already, but I've lost
> it, and most of the people on it are probably dead now anyway or threw
> a Gay Tantrum or something and haven't been seen since.
> 
> The match, possibly Youksef's last ever, will be played right here in 
> Youksefopolis. I thought a home fixture was best, partly because it'll
> be a nice way for the lurkers to bid an emotional farewell to their
> heroes, but also partly because I'm not allowed near Old Trafford
> anymore. 
> 

Fucking hell, I might have to raise the dead!

-- 
Cheers, Os

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9C51AE330CF3Fstrikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
>
> Fucking hell, I might have to raise the dead!

Pffft...  you think you have problems?  Fergie might have to play Michael 
Owen up front.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
news:bqN9m.81729$ay4.6717@newsfe27.ams2...
>
> The match, possibly Youksef's last ever, will be played right here in 
> Youksefopolis. I thought a home fixture was best, partly because it'll be 
> a nice way for the lurkers to bid an emotional farewell to their heroes, 
> but also partly because I'm not allowed near Old Trafford anymore.
>


I think Youksef will struggle to field eleven senior players, following 
several departures from an already small squad and a complete lack of Summer 
signings.

It's exactly like Coventry City.

BTN

"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message 
news:7crk38F29c7e8U1@mid.individual.net...
>
> I think Youksef will struggle to field eleven senior players, following 
> several departures from an already small squad and a complete lack of 
> Summer signings.
>
> It's exactly like Coventry City.

That could be our saving grace.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
news:NI7am.25810$VZ5.19657@newsfe01.ams2: 

>> I think Youksef will struggle to field eleven senior players,
>> following several departures from an already small squad and a
>> complete lack of Summer signings.
>>
>> It's exactly like Coventry City.
> 
> That could be our saving grace.
> 

Yeh, remember that time when Coventry City came back from 2-0 down to
beat Man Utd? That might be our strategy. 

-- 
Cheers, Os

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9C528FDE6FED4strikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...

>>> I think Youksef will struggle to field eleven senior players,
>>> following several departures from an already small squad and a
>>> complete lack of Summer signings.
>>>
>>> It's exactly like Coventry City.
>>
>> That could be our saving grace.
>>
>
> Yeh, remember that time when Coventry City came back from 2-0 down to
> beat Man Utd?


Erm... No?



> That might be our strategy.


Strategy? ITWTCITD?

BTN

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

>> Yeh, remember that time when Coventry City came back from 2-0 down to
>> beat Man Utd?
>  
> Erm... No?

Aren't you a bit young for Alzheimer's?
 
>> That might be our strategy.
> 
> Strategy? ITWTCITD?

Yes, actually, no.

-- 
Kullrad

"AWTWP. Or when the blackness of Kully's soul shines through his dead shark 
eyes bathing everything in darkness and returning the land to a time of 
anger and long guitar solos and heralding the arrival of Satan." - Joe 
Horowitz

Winamp is sleeping: (My Boss is in, probably)

"Kullrad"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9C52A17846D4A192137@216.196.109.145...
> Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:
>
>>> Yeh, remember that time when Coventry City came back from 2-0 down to
>>> beat Man Utd?
>>
>> Erm... No?
>
> Aren't you a bit young for Alzheimer's?


I'm a bit young to remember the last time Coventry City came back from two 
goals down.



>>> That might be our strategy.
>>
>> Strategy? ITWTCITD?
>
> Yes, actually, no.


FFS, Cunts.

BTN

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Sir Benjamin Nunn squealed:

>>>> Yeh, remember that time when Coventry City came back from 2-0 down
>>>> to beat Man Utd?
>>>
>>> Erm... No?
>>
>> Aren't you a bit young for Alzheimer's?
> 
> I'm a bit young to remember the last time Coventry City came back from
> two goals down.

Or perhaps you didn't go to that game?

Obviously if Os can remember it it must of happened, right? Why would he 
lie about something like that?

>>>> That might be our strategy.
>>>
>>> Strategy? ITWTCITD?
>>
>> Yes, actually, no.
> 
> FFS, Cunts.

Didn't you get the memo?

-- 
Kullrad

"AWTWP. Or when the blackness of Kully's soul shines through his dead shark 
eyes bathing everything in darkness and returning the land to a time of 
anger and long guitar solos and heralding the arrival of Satan." - Joe 
Horowitz

Winamp is sleeping: (My Boss is in, probably)

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> news:NI7am.25810$VZ5.19657@newsfe01.ams2: 
> 
>>> I think Youksef will struggle to field eleven senior players,
>>> following several departures from an already small squad and a
>>> complete lack of Summer signings.
>>>
>>> It's exactly like Coventry City.
>> That could be our saving grace.
>>
> 
> Yeh, remember that time when Coventry City came back from 2-0 down to
> beat Man Utd? That might be our strategy. 

Man, that match was great, Os. I bet Ben enjoyed it.

C

Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in
> news:bqN9m.81729$ay4.6717@newsfe27.ams2: 
> 
>> So Osbourne, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind submitting a
>> teamsheet for the match?  I know you did one already, but I've lost
>> it, and most of the people on it are probably dead now anyway or threw
>> a Gay Tantrum or something and haven't been seen since.
>>
>> The match, possibly Youksef's last ever, will be played right here in 
>> Youksefopolis. I thought a home fixture was best, partly because it'll
>> be a nice way for the lurkers to bid an emotional farewell to their
>> heroes, but also partly because I'm not allowed near Old Trafford
>> anymore. 
>>
> 
> Fucking hell, I might have to raise the dead!

Necromancy has always been a core skill for Youksef managers, Os. I'm 
sure you're well versed in the unholy arts, and that a number of 
glorious revenants will be shambling over the field in the course of the 
match.

C

Chopsy  wrote in
news:4a6a000c$0$2480$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk: 

>> 
>> Fucking hell, I might have to raise the dead!
> 
> Necromancy has always been a core skill for Youksef managers, Os. I'm 
> sure you're well versed in the unholy arts, and that a number of 
> glorious revenants will be shambling over the field in the course of
> the match.
> 

Yes, I was just chatting to Cypher last week. He's really burning it up
on his twice yearly gheymails. 

-- 
Cheers, Os

"Osbourne Ruddock"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9C537BC73BB50strikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> Yes, I was just chatting to Cypher last week. He's really burning it up
> on his twice yearly gheymails.

Cypher should be the first name on your teamsheet.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

On 25 July, 05:45, "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey>
wrote:

> > Yes, I was just chatting to Cypher last week. He's really burning it up
> > on his twice yearly gheymails.
> Cypher should be the first name on your teamsheet.

And the last Joe, and the last.

On 23 July, 01:38, "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey>
wrote:
<snip>

Glad to hear this fixture's finally got the green light.

Given the paucity of talent at our disposal, I've taken the liberty of
developing a personalised training regime for each of the remaining
group members in order to maximise our talent against the
formidableness of John O'Shea and Nani McPhee.

Mikey - there's not a training course in the world that could improve
Mikey. Other than crochetry, of course, of which there will be a six-
week intensive course with the end result being a newly-discovered
ability to knit a multi-coloured sausage dog with the cutest nose.

Conlan - You and your broad flange will be deployed on an aircraft
carrier to replace the normal netting and other braking aids used to
slow landing jet fighters. If there's anyone with the flange to stop a
Tornado Fighter Bomber, it's you.

Sir Ben - your goal will be to make a fully functioning first person
online multiplayer shooter on the Commodore Vic 20, no machine code
allowed. It's a fairly stiff task given the limitations of the nearly
thirty year old Vic 20 and the dreadful BASIC interpreter, but I think
you're up to it. The mooted name for the FPS is 'Pierced'.

Osbourne - Os, as ambassador for the Antipodes, you'll be learning
about life in the Northern Hemisphere. To be honest, it's remarkably
similar to life in the Southern Hemisphere, albeit with more rain and
vastly overpriced.

Lame nigel - to be honest, it's been fairly difficult tracking nigel
down, but I finally managed it. Guess where he was? That's right, he
was firmly ensconced in the same rectal cavity as Stu Vincent. He
refused to come out unless I bought him an ice cream and a rocket
ship. I had to oblige in the end, and to see such a titty-lipped
juvenile win the X-prize really hurt.

Anyway, in terms of training, I'm going to have Nigel work on his
fitness by being pummelled by a frighteningly-endowed horse - morning,
noon and night. It should toughen him up. Or cause a prolapse. Or
both. Either way, it's a whine-whine situation.

Joe Horowitz - Joe, I've booked you in on a Time Management course.
You'll learn techniques on managing your time in the office, including
standing up as if you were on your way out when unwanted people
infiltrate your den, having a big obvious clock on your wall and
repeating the phrase 'Jesus, is that the time, I've got to go' and
setting vicious attack hounds after charity workers.

Chopsy - See those stairs, Chopsy. Run up and down them, that's it. Up
and Down. Up and Down. What do you mean, you live in a fucking
bungalow? Fucking run up the stairs you cunt. Up! FFS.

Kullrad - you must forge, from the fires of erm, Mount Snowdon, +20
Boots of Footballing Excellence. If you can't manage that, a +15 Penis
of Mighty Cocking will do.

Nobbcubednutts - just sort your name out please. And after that,
practice saving penalties. It's all very well bulging the onion bag
against professional goalkeepers, but any self-respecting UKSF XI team
member must have the capacity to stop a ball with any part of his
being. Preferably your dangling sensitive bollocks.

Sid - you'll be learning how your travelling is single handedly
responsible for much of the disappearance of the icecaps. When you're
not practicing keepie-ups, that is. Or carpentry. I've always felt it
important that each of our team should have a trade to keep themselves
busy. Plus, I really want a new table.

Me - I'm going to be buying up pounds in a futile attempt to shore up
its value in the international currency market. The trouble is I've
only got pounds to begin with. It makes no sense.

Mister M - you'll be throwing away your beer brewing in favour of
selling the new 'flavoured' Lambrini range of drinks. It's far more
rewarding seeing people's faces screw up in horror at the acidic
aftertaste of aspartame and saccharin, than brewing a flavoured and
full-bodied beer in your own shed.

If I've missed anyone out, it's because I'm ghey.

Tony McChrystal wrote:

> Chopsy - See those stairs, Chopsy. Run up and down them, that's it. Up
> and Down. Up and Down. What do you mean, you live in a fucking
> bungalow? Fucking run up the stairs you cunt. Up! FFS.

Excellent idea, TMAK.

Just one problem. I'm on the roof of the bungalow now and I can't see 
any more stairs.

I reckon if I jump this way it'll all be

On Jul 27, 8:58 pm, Tony McChrystal 
wrote:
>
> Mister M - you'll be throwing away your beer brewing in favour of
> selling the new 'flavoured' Lambrini range of drinks. It's far more
> rewarding seeing people's faces screw up in horror at the acidic
> aftertaste of aspartame and saccharin, than brewing a flavoured and
> full-bodied beer in your own shed.
>

Fair enough mate, I'm right on it.

I'm sure the young people of today will enjoy this new "American Pale
Ale-flavoured" Lambrini I'm hawking.

M

On Jul 23, 5:07 pm, Osbourne Ruddock  wrote:
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote innews:bqN9m.81729$ay4.6717@newsfe27.ams2:
>
> > So Osbourne, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind submitting a
> > teamsheet for the match?  I know you did one already, but I've lost
> > it, and most of the people on it are probably dead now anyway or threw
> > a Gay Tantrum or something and haven't been seen since.
>
> > The match, possibly Youksef's last ever, will be played right here in
> > Youksefopolis. I thought a home fixture was best, partly because it'll
> > be a nice way for the lurkers to bid an emotional farewell to their
> > heroes, but also partly because I'm not allowed near Old Trafford
> > anymore.
>
> Fucking hell, I might have to raise the dead!
>

Yes, yes, I think you should.

I'm in, boss.

M

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Tony McChrystal squealed:

> Kullrad - you must forge, from the fires of erm, Mount Snowdon, +20
> Boots of Footballing Excellence. If you can't manage that, a +15 Penis
> of Mighty Cocking will do.

You can stick the +15 Penis of Mighty Cocking up your arse.

-- 
Kullrad

"AWTWP. Or when the blackness of Kully's soul shines through his dead shark 
eyes bathing everything in darkness and returning the land to a time of anger 
and long guitar solos and heralding the arrival of Satan." - Joe Horowitz

Winamp is spewing forth: Nevermore - The Psalm Of Lydia

On 28 July, 08:45, Kullrad  wrote:
> Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Tony McChrystal squealed:
>
> > Kullrad - you must forge, from the fires of erm, Mount Snowdon, +20
> > Boots of Footballing Excellence. If you can't manage that, a +15 Penis
> > of Mighty Cocking will do.
>
> You can stick the +15 Penis of Mighty Cocking up your arse.

FFS, Kully, that's what it's for. It took me a while to work it out
due to the limited text parser on the Youksef Text Adventure.

I tried the following before I unleashed the full power of the +15
Penis of Mighty Cocking.

"Rotate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
"Deflower Penis of Mighty Cocking."
"Celebrate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
"Debate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
"Incinerate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
"Decorate Penis of Mighty Cocking."

I think it was the text adventure. It might have been on IRC, but each
attempt was met with 'WTF Dude! Seriously!!'

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Tony McChrystal squealed:

>> You can stick the +15 Penis of Mighty Cocking up your arse.
> 
> FFS, Kully, that's what it's for.

Well, duh.

> It took me a while to work it out
> due to the limited text parser on the Youksef Text Adventure.

Heh, yeah. I'm still stuck trying to Exit the fucking game. There seems to 
be /no/ way out, you can only go moldy under tha patio.

Just ask Mikey.
 
> I tried the following before I unleashed the full power of the +15
> Penis of Mighty Cocking.
> 
> "Rotate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
> "Deflower Penis of Mighty Cocking."
> "Celebrate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
> "Debate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
> "Incinerate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
> "Decorate Penis of Mighty Cocking."

WTF Dude! Seriously!!

> I think it was the text adventure. It might have been on IRC, but each
> attempt was met with 'WTF Dude! Seriously!!'

Do people still IRC? How very 20th century.

-- 
Kullrad

"AWTWP. Or when the blackness of Kully's soul shines through his dead
shark eyes bathing everything in darkness and returning the land to a
time of anger and long guitar solos and heralding the arrival of Satan."
- Joe Horowitz 

Winamp is spewing forth: Every Time I Die - The New Black

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:13:54 -0500, Kullrad
 wrote:

>Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Tony McChrystal squealed:
>
>>> You can stick the +15 Penis of Mighty Cocking up your arse.
>> 
>> FFS, Kully, that's what it's for.
>
>Well, duh.
>
>> It took me a while to work it out
>> due to the limited text parser on the Youksef Text Adventure.
>
>Heh, yeah. I'm still stuck trying to Exit the fucking game. There seems to 
>be /no/ way out, you can only go moldy under tha patio.
>
>Just ask Mikey.
> 
>> I tried the following before I unleashed the full power of the +15
>> Penis of Mighty Cocking.
>> 
>> "Rotate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
>> "Deflower Penis of Mighty Cocking."
>> "Celebrate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
>> "Debate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
>> "Incinerate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
>> "Decorate Penis of Mighty Cocking."
>
>WTF Dude! Seriously!!
>
>> I think it was the text adventure. It might have been on IRC, but each
>> attempt was met with 'WTF Dude! Seriously!!'
>
>Do people still IRC? How very 20th century.

Some of us still fucking Usenet, apparently. What sort of mad luddites
could they be?


-- 
Demosthenes
'I can't really recall much beyond that. My time in Youksef seems very transient, 
it's like a dream, or a wonderful land like Narnia. Except with glans everywhere.'

Whilst being taken roughly from behind, Demosthenes squealed:

>>> I think it was the text adventure. It might have been on IRC, but each
>>> attempt was met with 'WTF Dude! Seriously!!'
>>
>>Do people still IRC? How very 20th century.
> 
> Some of us still fucking Usenet, apparently. What sort of mad luddites
> could they be?

Steampunks? MICATGG.

-- 
Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003

"50 thousand people used to live here...now it's a ghost town."

Demosthenes wrote:

> Some of us still fucking Usenet, apparently. What sort of mad luddites
> could they be?

We're locked in an Eternal September. Tragic, really.

Kully, have you tried the simple command 'die'? When I tried it, it said 
'you can't do that. LOL!!11!!one!', but I think some players have 
managed it.

C

Chopsy wrote:

>> Some of us still fucking Usenet, apparently. What sort of mad luddites
>> could they be?
> 
> We're locked in an Eternal September. Tragic, really.
> 
> Kully, have you tried the simple command 'die'? When I tried it, it said 
> 'you can't do that. LOL!!11!!one!', but I think some players have 
> managed it.

Yeah, I tried to kill myself but it said I could only do that if I had 
collected the blackened shriveled heart of Nunn which is located at the 
base of ST's BC. I'll be fucked if I'm going to spend an eternity 
traipsing along that fucker, you can barely see the end of the glans 
from here.

Cunts.

-- 
Kullrad

"50 thousand people used to live here...now it's a ghost town"

On Jul 30, 10:34 am, Kullrad  wrote:

> Yeah, I tried to kill myself but it said I could only do that if I had
> collected the blackened shriveled heart of Nunn which is located at the
> base of ST's BC. I'll be fucked if I'm going to spend an eternity
> traipsing along that fucker, you can barely see the end of the glans
> from here.
>
You mis-spelled 'glans'.

> Cunts.
>
Quite.

M

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:34:48 +0100, Kullrad
 wrote:

>Chopsy wrote:
>
>>> Some of us still fucking Usenet, apparently. What sort of mad luddites
>>> could they be?
>> 
>> We're locked in an Eternal September. Tragic, really.
>> 
>> Kully, have you tried the simple command 'die'? When I tried it, it said 
>> 'you can't do that. LOL!!11!!one!', but I think some players have 
>> managed it.
>
>Yeah, I tried to kill myself but it said I could only do that if I had 
>collected the blackened shriveled heart of Nunn which is located at the 
>base of ST's BC. I'll be fucked if I'm going to spend an eternity 
>traipsing along that fucker, you can barely see the end of the glans 
>from here.

You daft bastard, there's actually a known shortcut via Hendnesford.
Cook mapped part of it on his daring voyage of round-the-cock
exploratory voyage of 2004 as commissioned by Google. The fact that he
was subsequently stoned to death by angry aubergine-wielding natives
should not be seen as a failure.

-- 
Demosthenes
'I can't really recall much beyond that. My time in Youksef seems very transient, 
it's like a dream, or a wonderful land like Narnia. Except with glans everywhere.'

"Tony McChrystal"  wrote in message 
news:727be1a0-3e8d-4710-937f-bce901896ca9@p9g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
> On 25 July, 05:45, "Joe Horowitz" <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey>
> wrote:
>
>> > Yes, I was just chatting to Cypher last week. He's really burning it up
>> > on his twice yearly gheymails.
>> Cypher should be the first name on your teamsheet.
>
> And the last Joe, and the last.

I'm pretty sure Gay Nigel should be the last.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Tony McChrystal"  wrote in message 
news:95109069-4f9d-4269-9520-108dcc77cf43@j21g2000vbn.googlegroups.com...
> Given the paucity of talent at our disposal, I've taken the liberty of
> developing a personalised training regime for each of the remaining
> group members in order to maximise our talent against the
> formidableness of John O'Shea and Nani McPhee.

This is excelent stuff, TonyMac.  Your manager should be proud that you're 
doing all his work for him.  Proud, and highly aroused.

> Sir Ben - your goal will be to make a fully functioning first person
> online multiplayer shooter on the Commodore Vic 20, no machine code
> allowed. It's a fairly stiff task given the limitations of the nearly
> thirty year old Vic 20 and the dreadful BASIC interpreter, but I think
> you're up to it. The mooted name for the FPS is 'Pierced'.

Is there not a danger that  he'll just stick the Vic 20 up his arses?  I 
think there is.

> Osbourne - Os, as ambassador for the Antipodes, you'll be learning
> about life in the Northern Hemisphere. To be honest, it's remarkably
> similar to life in the Southern Hemisphere, albeit with more rain and
> vastly overpriced.

Pfft.  He's already done that.  Came up last year, had a look around, 
checked out the SS Great Britain, commissioned 20 of the them for the New 
Zealand navy.  Besides which, he's the manager.  Not sure he really needs to 
train, except for the mandatory occasional candid 'light hearted banter with 
the lads on the training pitch' shot on Sky Sports News.

> Lame nigel - to be honest, it's been fairly difficult tracking nigel
> down, but I finally managed it. Guess where he was? That's right, he
> was firmly ensconced in the same rectal cavity as Stu Vincent. He
> refused to come out unless I bought him an ice cream and a rocket
> ship. I had to oblige in the end, and to see such a titty-lipped
> juvenile win the X-prize really hurt.

I think Gay NIgel could be a key player for Youksef in this match, if there 
were some way to harness his tantrums and turn them into goals.  But there 
probably isn't.

> Joe Horowitz - Joe, I've booked you in on a Time Management course.
> You'll learn techniques on managing your time in the office, including
> standing up as if you were on your way out when unwanted people
> infiltrate your den, having a big obvious clock on your wall and
> repeating the phrase 'Jesus, is that the time, I've got to go' and
> setting vicious attack hounds after charity workers.

While I appreciate the thought, as Youksef Correspondent it's my prerogative 
to get completely out of shape and never do any training, and sit in a comfy 
chair during the match drinking brandy and laughing at all of you cunts 
running around'n'shit.  I think I'm also supposed to write about it as well 
but I'm not sure, I'll have to check up on that.  But I definitely don't 
have to train.

It's the whole reason I took the job.

> Nobbcubednutts - just sort your name out please.

AVSWTWP.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

On Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:38:32 -0000, "Joe Horowitz"
<my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:

>The match, possibly Youksef's last ever, will be played right here in 
>Youksefopolis. I thought a home fixture was best, partly because it'll be a 
>nice way for the lurkers to bid an emotional farewell to their heroes, but 
>also partly because I'm not allowed near Old Trafford anymore.

Will it be held on Lurker Day, Joe? I think that'd be a nice touch...


-- 
Demosthenes
'I can't really recall much beyond that. My time in Youksef seems very transient, 
it's like a dream, or a wonderful land like Narnia. Except with glans everywhere.'

"Demosthenes"  wrote in message 
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> Will it be held on Lurker Day, Joe? I think that'd be a nice touch...

I don't see why not.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Demosthenes wrote:
> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:34:48 +0100, Kullrad
>  wrote:
> 
>> Chopsy wrote:
>>
>>>> Some of us still fucking Usenet, apparently. What sort of mad luddites
>>>> could they be?
>>> We're locked in an Eternal September. Tragic, really.
>>>
>>> Kully, have you tried the simple command 'die'? When I tried it, it said 
>>> 'you can't do that. LOL!!11!!one!', but I think some players have 
>>> managed it.
>> Yeah, I tried to kill myself but it said I could only do that if I had 
>> collected the blackened shriveled heart of Nunn which is located at the 
>> base of ST's BC. I'll be fucked if I'm going to spend an eternity 
>> traipsing along that fucker, you can barely see the end of the glans 
>>from here.
> 
> You daft bastard, there's actually a known shortcut via Hendnesford.

How the hell do you get to Hednesford?

C