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date: Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:11:10 +0000,    group: uk.politics.misc        back       
No men on Hoseason's holidays front cover   
No only  a woman and two female children (used to be called girls).
And so, Hoseason's catalogue, in the bin you go.
date: Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:11:10 +0000   author:   jake

Re: No men on Hoseason's holidays front cover   
On Nov 3, 2:11 pm, jake  wrote:
> No only  a woman and two female children (used to be called girls).
> And so, Hoseason's catalogue, in the bin you go.

does this mean you are Gay ?
date: Tue, 3 Nov 2009 05:32:58 -0800 (PST)   author:   Nick 'my dad (correction) didnt fly spitfires' Griffin

Re: No men on Hoseason's holidays front cover   
Nick 'my dad (correction) didnt fly spitfires' Griffin wrote:
> On Nov 3, 2:11 pm, jake  wrote:
>> No only a woman and two female children (used to be called girls).
>> And so, Hoseason's catalogue, in the bin you go.
>
> does this mean you are Gay ?

Nah, Jake loves women, he's always telling us so.

Erm...wait a minute...
date: Tue, 3 Nov 2009 17:44:29 +0100   author:   Lou Ravi

Re: No men on Hoseason's holidays front cover   
jake wrote:
> No only  a woman and two female children (used to be called girls)<


Are they *not* called 'girls, any more? - I don't keep up with all the 
latest PC trends, but it wouldn't be unduly surprising if 'girl' *has* 
been banned.

Arkward, though - calling someone a 'A big female child's blouse' just 
doesn't have the same ring to it.

As for, 'Male children & Female children, come out to play, the moon 
doth shine as bright as day", well, *who's* going to sing that?

I suppose that 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' have to go as well? - 
"Phwoooooaaaaarrrr! - You're new female-child friend's a cracker, inshee?"

Popular euphemisms will have to be adjusted - 'The male-children in 
blue'  While , on the music scene, 'Female-Children Aloud', as well as 
'The Pet Shop Male-children', 'Male-Childzone'.....and all the other 
male-child bands will have to enter into some hasty consultations with 
their publicists...

As for the legendary 'Sonny Male-Child Williamson', who knows what he'd 
have made of it all ;)

When did I become the last sane person left alive!
date: Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:12:51 +0000   author:   The gods have made us mad

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