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So Sting was on Marr, yes

and he was moaning off that our winters were blar
and he wanted the old winters to come back.

What, millions of old people freezing to death and breaking their bones
on the ice.

Yep, that's what he wants,

Looking like a cross captain birds eyes and a 4p tramp
Sting looked rough, but not half as rough as green damaged brain.

Ok I'm gunna tell you something now that may shock you.
I don't mind the mild winters. I can remember real winters.
They were very cold. Fingers and toes would hurt.
I'm not sure todays generation would cope, well yeah they would
but you know.

And you know what, I don't care if it gets even warmer in winter.

Look. 1. I ain't gunna be around that long so I don't really care.

2. When the next Ice Age rolls in it will some 20 degrees or so colder,
enough to shift an ice sheet all the way down to Spain.

Do you really think a degree warmer, today, will stop that?

Blue wrote:
> Blue wrote:
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> 
> So Sting was on Marr, yes
> 
> and he was moaning off that our winters were blar
> and he wanted the old winters to come back.
> 
> What, millions of old people freezing to death and breaking their bones
> on the ice.
> 
> Yep, that's what he wants,
> 
> Looking like a cross captain birds eyes and a 4p tramp
> Sting looked rough, but not half as rough as green damaged brain.
> 
> Ok I'm gunna tell you something now that may shock you.
> I don't mind the mild winters. I can remember real winters.
> They were very cold. Fingers and toes would hurt.
> I'm not sure todays generation would cope, well yeah they would
> but you know.


'Cope'?!! - they telephone for counselling as soon as there a light 
dusting of snow!

I remember the winters of the early 1960's - bitterly cold, with endless 
snow for sledging and snowball fights, all undertaken by boys wearing 
short trousers!!

No wonder my legs never feel cold ;)

Seriously, though, people have been deliberately taught to be helpless 
by successive governments, and particularly this one.  I swear, it's 
won't be long before it will be illegal to operate a light switch 
unless you've received training and been formally registered as a 
competent light switch operator..

If you open your curtains and find snow on the ground - don't panic. 
Try to remain calm, dress warmly, and stay tuned to your local radio 
station to await further instructions.

Do not venture out, unless properly qualified, and do not attempt to 
drive a motor vehicle - always remember that snow can be dangerous.

Footnote: If you've been affected by a weather-related issue, a team of 
trained counsellors are standing by to offer help and support.

Call 09567489 93356467 - premium rates will apply, and you must have the 
bill payer's permission to call.

The gods have made us mad wrote:
> Blue wrote:
>> Blue wrote:
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>>
>> So Sting was on Marr, yes
>>
>> and he was moaning off that our winters were blar
>> and he wanted the old winters to come back.
>>
>> What, millions of old people freezing to death and breaking their bones
>> on the ice.
>>
>> Yep, that's what he wants,
>>
>> Looking like a cross captain birds eyes and a 4p tramp
>> Sting looked rough, but not half as rough as green damaged brain.
>>
>> Ok I'm gunna tell you something now that may shock you.
>> I don't mind the mild winters. I can remember real winters.
>> They were very cold. Fingers and toes would hurt.
>> I'm not sure todays generation would cope, well yeah they would
>> but you know.
> 
> 
> 'Cope'?!! - they telephone for counselling as soon as there a light 
> dusting of snow!
> 
> I remember the winters of the early 1960's - bitterly cold, with endless 
> snow for sledging and snowball fights, all undertaken by boys wearing 
> short trousers!!

And then polaroids came along.

> No wonder my legs never feel cold ;)

That's cos you got grandmas knitting sown to your legs.

> Seriously, though, people have been deliberately taught to be helpless 
> by successive governments, and particularly this one.  I swear, it's 
> won't be long before it will be illegal to operate a light switch unless 
> you've received training and been formally registered as a competent 
> light switch operator..

Yeah but it won't be some busty young thing helping you to lift it up.
It will be some advert from Sting ordering you to leave it off.

> If you open your curtains and find snow on the ground

Don't get your camera out cos you'll be investigated.

> - don't panic. Try 
> to remain calm, dress warmly, and stay tuned to your local radio station 
> to await further instructions.

And wait for the bin men to collect the litter from the latest postal strike.

> Do not venture out, unless properly qualified, and do not attempt to 
> drive a motor vehicle

Especially truck and van drivers who like to do a tonn round country lanes.

  - always remember that snow can be dangerous.

If it's a scientist talking about global warming, but not if it's a government
scientist talking about drugs.

> Footnote: If you've been affected by a weather-related issue, a team of 
> trained counsellors are standing by to offer help and support.

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