So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.

On the second journey I gets my books and try and leave
the library only the Master Darlek machine reckons my password is wrong.

So the woman says oh there's a pound fine due.
Some months back I got out 5 books, I noticed they were overdue
and renewed them online, but a day had already passed.

So I paid but still there was a problem.
The five books were showing up as me still having them.

Well I remembered quite well me bringing them back and paying
the pound fine before.

So the woman looks for one books and then so does the Duty manager.
And people are getting hot and such. All the while I'm sitting in
a chair convinced I brought them back. And tell them so.

I'm thinking,they've stitched me up before they're not doing it
again and so forth. And I go and look for the books on the shelf.
And yep they're not there and the manager insists I go home and look.

Well I have a clear vision of me having them in a tescos back, taking
them back and payin the fine. But now a slight doubt has krept in.

I fly home and what do I find under junk and a stack of my own books.
Only the god damn books.

So I get online renew them, one wouldn't as it was wanted.
it says ~15 fine. I phone them up say sorry, found books.

They were due back 14th last month and it's 14th today.

But I still can see me taking the books back and paying the fine.
Bizarre.

Yes I am now officially a delusional nut job.

It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not mine.

--
Blue

Blue wrote:
> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
> 
> On the second journey I gets my books and try and leave
> the library only the Master Darlek machine reckons my password is wrong.
> 
> So the woman says oh there's a pound fine due.
> Some months back I got out 5 books, I noticed they were overdue
> and renewed them online, but a day had already passed.
> 
> So I paid but still there was a problem.
> The five books were showing up as me still having them.
> 
> Well I remembered quite well me bringing them back and paying
> the pound fine before.
> 
> So the woman looks for one books and then so does the Duty manager.
> And people are getting hot and such. All the while I'm sitting in
> a chair convinced I brought them back. And tell them so.
> 
> I'm thinking,they've stitched me up before they're not doing it
> again and so forth. And I go and look for the books on the shelf.
> And yep they're not there and the manager insists I go home and look.
> 
> Well I have a clear vision of me having them in a tescos back, taking
> them back and payin the fine. But now a slight doubt has krept in.
> 
> I fly home and what do I find under junk and a stack of my own books.
> Only the god damn books.
> 
> So I get online renew them, one wouldn't as it was wanted.
> it says ~15 fine. I phone them up say sorry, found books.
> 
> They were due back 14th last month and it's 14th today.
> 
> But I still can see me taking the books back and paying the fine.
> Bizarre.
> 
> Yes I am now officially a delusional nut job.
> 
> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not 
> mine.
> 
> -- 
> Blue

Wrong universe.

-- 
Dirk

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Blue wrote:

> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.

> On the second journey I gets my books and try and leave
> the library only the Master Darlek machine reckons my password is wrong.

> So the woman says oh there's a pound fine due.
> Some months back I got out 5 books, I noticed they were overdue
> and renewed them online, but a day had already passed.

> So I paid but still there was a problem.
> The five books were showing up as me still having them.

> Well I remembered quite well me bringing them back and paying
> the pound fine before.

> So the woman looks for one books and then so does the Duty manager.
> And people are getting hot and such. All the while I'm sitting in
> a chair convinced I brought them back. And tell them so.

This happened to me once in a university library, except in my case I 
had returned the book but the librarian had misplaced it.  I was 
informed that they were going to charge me for the book, which would 
have been hundreds of pounds as the book was rather rare.  I decided to 
go looking for it myself.  I eventually found it in the German section 
rather than the Germanic section, where it should have been placed.

"Blue"  wrote in message
news:6ljs2sFcnp5rU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> Yes I am now officially a delusional nut job.

That's hardly 'news' now is it!

>
> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not
mine.
>
> --
> Blue

So someone got inside your head and caused a memory of events that aren't
real?
Your shrink  would have trouble....it does sound quite busy in there most
days!

:))

Dirk Bruere at NeoPax wrote:
> Blue wrote:
>> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
>> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
>>
>> On the second journey I gets my books and try and leave
>> the library only the Master Darlek machine reckons my password is wrong.
>>
>> Well I have a clear vision of me having them in a tescos back, taking
>> them back and payin the fine. But now a slight doubt has krept in.
>>
>> I fly home and what do I find under junk and a stack of my own books.
>> Only the god damn books.



> Wrong universe.



I must have gone through the taking books back procedure so thoroughly
that it became ingrained as a memory.

It probably only means I have now a powerful imagination an ability to see things.

The untidy side of things I will blame on my goin pains and so the NHS.

The distraction side of things, well there's people to blame there as well.

I will accept 10% of the blame, though I can now see myself now paying the full book fine.

The library has become alien since it went auto. And there's always the woman that
think you're a tealeaf, what luck I had today?)+~!#


--
Blue

White Spirit wrote:
> Blue wrote:
> 
>> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
>> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
> 
>> On the second journey I gets my books and try and leave
>> the library only the Master Darlek machine reckons my password is wrong.
> 
>> So the woman says oh there's a pound fine due.
>> Some months back I got out 5 books, I noticed they were overdue
>> and renewed them online, but a day had already passed.
> 
>> So I paid but still there was a problem.
>> The five books were showing up as me still having them.
> 
>> Well I remembered quite well me bringing them back and paying
>> the pound fine before.
> 
>> So the woman looks for one books and then so does the Duty manager.
>> And people are getting hot and such. All the while I'm sitting in
>> a chair convinced I brought them back. And tell them so.




> This happened to me once in a university library, except in my case I 
> had returned the book but the librarian had misplaced it.  I was 
> informed that they were going to charge me for the book, which would 
> have been hundreds of pounds as the book was rather rare.  I decided to 
> go looking for it myself.  I eventually found it in the German section 
> rather than the Germanic section, where it should have been placed.

I'm almost certain this happened to me twice before.

onlyme wrote:
> "Blue"  wrote in message
> news:6ljs2sFcnp5rU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Yes I am now officially a delusional nut job.
> 
> That's hardly 'news' now is it!
> 
>> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not
> mine.
>> --
>> Blue
> 
> So someone got inside your head


Well done, an online female has got inside my head these last two years
playing mind games. But I'm over her now, kinda, mostly. Teasing bitch, sweet heart
devil woman.


> and caused a memory of events that aren't real?

Well in a distraction kinda way, yes.


> Your shrink  would have trouble....it does sound quite busy in there most days!
> 
> :))

Whereas you simple onlyme given the correct commands Jump, Fetch, Sit and Bark.


--
Blue

On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:27:25 +0100, Blue  wrote:

>So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
>by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.

[exciting detail omitted..] 

>It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not mine.

Dammit - you do lead an exciting life!

"Blue"  wrote in message
news:6ljv7kFcje20U1@mid.individual.net...
> onlyme wrote:
> > "Blue"  wrote in message
> > news:6ljs2sFcnp5rU1@mid.individual.net...
> >> Yes I am now officially a delusional nut job.
> >
> > That's hardly 'news' now is it!
> >
> >> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not
> > mine.
> >> --
> >> Blue
> >
> > So someone got inside your head
>
>
> Well done, an online female has got inside my head these last two years
> playing mind games. But I'm over her now, kinda, mostly. Teasing bitch,
sweet heart
> devil woman.
>
>
> > and caused a memory of events that aren't real?
>
> Well in a distraction kinda way, yes.
>
>
> > Your shrink  would have trouble....it does sound quite busy in there
most days!
> >
> > :))
>
> Whereas you simple onlyme given the correct commands Jump, Fetch, Sit and
Bark.
>
>
> --
> Blue


Your shrink must really have his work cut out these days!

"jake"  wrote in message
news:puh9f45o1qv9mvsccvk7eplaneovdbling@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:27:25 +0100, Blue  wrote:
>
> >So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
> >by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
>
> [exciting detail omitted..]
>
> >It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not
mine.
>
> Dammit - you do lead an exciting life!

It's just one long party with blue, innit though?
I well remember the tales of the dentist and the toothache....oh how we
laughed!

jake wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:27:25 +0100, Blue  wrote:
> 
>> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
>> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
> 
> [exciting detail omitted..] 

For clarity

I picked up the bag to put the bike lock in.
But finding it fall of Jaywick Sands stones
had to empty them into a carry bag.

Then I pumped up both inner tubes and then left the bag
entirely, never even to looking for the bike lock. Then I left.

The Bike lock I found for the second journey out,
turned out to be near the actually books of doom.


>> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not mine.
> 
> Dammit - you do lead an exciting life!


I'm thinking an NHS house cleaner would spice things up a bit.



--
Blue

onlyme wrote:
> "jake"  wrote in message
> news:puh9f45o1qv9mvsccvk7eplaneovdbling@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:27:25 +0100, Blue  wrote:
>>
>>> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
>>> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
>> [exciting detail omitted..]
>>
>>> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and not
> mine.
>> Dammit - you do lead an exciting life!
> 
> It's just one long party with blue, innit though?
> I well remember the tales of the dentist and the toothache....oh how we
> laughed!


I can assure you I don't expect any empathy from someone styling themselves
'onlymememe'. Yes I come here and try and set a few wrongs with the world.
And if I find those wrongs in my personal life, is it so wrong to air them also?


No, don't stay onlyme, go back to your self serving belly laughs, your tongue
poking at humanity in his time of need. Your heavy raised arm and its pointing
boney finger. Have a pretzel on me.

onlyme wrote:
> "Blue"  wrote in message

>>> and caused a memory of events that aren't real?
>> Well in a distraction kinda way, yes.
>>
>>
>>> Your shrink  would have trouble....it does sound quite busy in there
> most days!
>>> :))
>> Whereas you simple onlyme given the correct commands Jump, Fetch, Sit and
> Bark.
>>
>> --
>> Blue
> 
> 
> Your shrink must really have his work cut out these days!



Yes, there's a team of them out now, looking for you.

"Blue"  wrote in message
news:6lk0m5Fcqk33U1@mid.individual.net...
> onlyme wrote:
> > "jake"  wrote in message
> > news:puh9f45o1qv9mvsccvk7eplaneovdbling@4ax.com...
> >> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:27:25 +0100, Blue  wrote:
> >>
> >>> So I got to the Town Centre only to find I had neither
> >>> by rucksack or the bike lock that it holds.
> >> [exciting detail omitted..]
> >>
> >>> It goes without saying that this cock up is someone elses fault and
not
> > mine.
> >> Dammit - you do lead an exciting life!
> >
> > It's just one long party with blue, innit though?
> > I well remember the tales of the dentist and the toothache....oh how we
> > laughed!
>
>
> I can assure you I don't expect any empathy from someone styling
themselves
> 'onlymememe'. Yes I come here and try and set a few wrongs with the world.
> And if I find those wrongs in my personal life, is it so wrong to air them
also?
>
>
> No, don't stay onlyme, go back to your self serving belly laughs, your
tongue
> poking at humanity in his time of need. Your heavy raised arm and its
pointing
> boney finger. Have a pretzel on me.
>
>

Oh do shut the fuck up,  you big girls blouse!

"Blue"  wrote in message
news:6lk0rnFcqk33U2@mid.individual.net...
> onlyme wrote:
> > "Blue"  wrote in message
>
> >>> and caused a memory of events that aren't real?
> >> Well in a distraction kinda way, yes.
> >>
> >>
> >>> Your shrink  would have trouble....it does sound quite busy in there
> > most days!
> >>> :))
> >> Whereas you simple onlyme given the correct commands Jump, Fetch, Sit
and
> > Bark.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Blue
> >
> >
> > Your shrink must really have his work cut out these days!
>
>
>
> Yes, there's a team of them out now, looking for you.

What...looking for little old mememe?
I do hope they catch me.....I'll be sure to post all about it on here. I'm
sure folk will be rivetted...no really!

Blue wrote:

> I picked up the bag to put the bike lock in.
> But finding it fall of Jaywick Sands stones

That's probably someone's house, you know!