MARTIN WILLETT'S FOLLOWERS TOOK THIS SPOOF SERIOUSLY! GET READY TO LAUGH!
"It's great as America gets bigger and better ever year as we hit the 300 
million mark. As America continues its never-ending ascendancy and continues 
to be the biggest most powerful country on earth, especially with our 50,000 
nuclear warheads, the world should cheer as we make the planet safe for all. 
Some might ask why we need 50,000 nuclear weapons, although we think we need 
even more. Sirs, there are two reasons. One: there are still some small 
pockets of communists that may need exterminating and two, we may one day 
have to attack another planet such as Mars or Venus. So, please join many of 
the others on the planet who have thrown down their government shovels, run 
away from the collective farm that the re-education camp assigned to them 
and who left there "comrades" behind and came here to be flush with huge 
amounts of cash, just filthy rich, driving huge, gas-guzzling cars and, 
engaging in such noble professions as porpoise hunting, logging and strip 
mining, supplying the world with porpoise meat and lumber and coal to heat 
their homes and cook the porpoises. Our favorite immigrants come from 
Vietnam, Korea and India. Every last one of them are millionaires in exactly 
four years, without having ever learned ONE WORD of English. So please come 
join them and be disgustingly rich as you help us police the world wiping 
out errant terrorists. Thank you!