In article , drjohn@NOSPAM.hotpotmail.com (Dr
John Watson) wrote:

> *From:* Dr John Watson 
> *Date:* Thu, 01 May 2008 09:58:23 +0100
> 
> Noticed at Thu, 01 May 2008 01:27:03 -0700: Mel Rowing informed us:
> 
> > I will take a single but generous glass of single malt add a 
> > little
> > water
> 
> Water! Heathen!!!
> 
> -- 
> Dr John Watson
> Baker Street
> 
> 
All malt whisky is normally diluted with water (except cask strength which is a
dangerous carcinogenic), only the ignorant would think that diluting whisky with
water was "heathen".

And before you ask, I have a small malt about every Preston Guild. It is in the
cupboard for visitors.