_/ T h ? M u n t d r ? g g ? r  wrote \_
> illyria wrote:
>> slunky wrote:
>>> _/ %  wrote \_
>>>> slunky wrote:
>>>>> _/ illyria  wrote \_
>>>>>> my front lawn is all pine needles, because there are two huge
>>>>>> ponderosa pine trees out there.  they drop needles that make the
>>>>>> soil acidic so nothing will grow.
>>>>> My old neighbor added a rotweiler chained to the tree to dig the
>>>>> needles into the dirt. Killed his lawn perfectly.
>>>> i could get a goat but then where would i keep the woman i live with
>>>
>>> You know how I go camping every year for memorial day. Well, when I
>>> was a kid, me and my cousin tied a bucket to a goat and put some
>>> small rocks in the bucket. Then we let the goat loose. That was one
>>> pissed off goat.
>>
>> tie a can to a cat's tail some time and watch what happens
>>
>> basically the cat thinks the can is chasing it, and runs.  but when
>> the cat runs the can makes a racket and freaks the cat out so it runs
>> faster.  but running faster makes the can make even more of a racket,
>> freaking the cat out even more and making it run still faster.  this
>> vicious cycle continues until either the can becomes detached or the
>> cat goes fucking nuts, whichever happens first.
>>
>> it's mean but oh my fucking god it's hilarious
>
> But not for the cat.
>
> Maybe someone should tie your tail to the usenet equivalent
> of a tin can.

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