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date: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:49:23 +0100,
group: uk.politics.animals
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Re: I FINALLY MOWED THE FRONT LAWN
illyria wrote:
> slunky wrote:
>> _/ % wrote \_
>>> slunky wrote:
>>>> _/ illyria wrote \_
>>>>> my front lawn is all pine needles, because there are two huge
>>>>> ponderosa pine trees out there. they drop needles that make the
>>>>> soil acidic so nothing will grow.
>>>> My old neighbor added a rotweiler chained to the tree to dig the
>>>> needles into the dirt. Killed his lawn perfectly.
>>> i could get a goat but then where would i keep the woman i live with
>>
>> You know how I go camping every year for memorial day. Well, when I
>> was a kid, me and my cousin tied a bucket to a goat and put some
>> small rocks in the bucket. Then we let the goat loose. That was one
>> pissed off goat.
>
> tie a can to a cat's tail some time and watch what happens
>
> basically the cat thinks the can is chasing it, and runs. but when
> the cat runs the can makes a racket and freaks the cat out so it runs
> faster. but running faster makes the can make even more of a racket,
> freaking the cat out even more and making it run still faster. this
> vicious cycle continues until either the can becomes detached or the
> cat goes fucking nuts, whichever happens first.
>
> it's mean but oh my fucking god it's hilarious
But not for the cat.
Maybe someone should tie your tail to the usenet equivalent
of a tin can.
--
TheMuntDregger
Ash Black Hat lits #6 - June 2009
date: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:49:23 +0100
author: T h ? M u n t d r ? g g ? r
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Re: I FINALLY MOWED THE FRONT LAWN
slunky wrote:
> _/ T h ? M u n t d r ? g g ? r wrote \_
[purged munty's sewage]
why do you even bother?
date: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:35:25 +0100
author: illyria
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Re: I FINALLY MOWED THE FRONT LAWN
slunky wrote:
> _/ illyria wrote \_
>> slunky wrote:
>>> _/ T h ? M u n t d r ? g g ? r wrote \_
>> [purged munty's sewage]
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>> why do you even bother?
>
> I don't. Esc-Esc-R and off it goes!
why do you even bother with esc-esc-r
date: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:42:15 +0100
author: illyria
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Re: I FINALLY MOWED THE FRONT LAWN
illyria wrote:
> slunky wrote:
>> _/ T h ? M u n t d r ? g g ? r wrote \_
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> [purged munty's sewage]
>
> why do you even bother?
Alex:
The new ash clique is in the business of trying to silence other people
through disheartening/demoralizing/dissuading them.
He's trying to wear Munty down in order to prove his superior strength
to himself and the world. :-)
date: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:47:14 +0200
author: Alexander Kalinowski
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Re: I FINALLY MOWED THE FRONT LAWN
slunky wrote:
> _/ illyria wrote \_
>> slunky wrote:
>>> _/ illyria wrote \_
>>>> why do you even bother?
>>> I don't. Esc-Esc-R and off it goes!
>> why do you even bother with esc-esc-r
>
> Nothing else to do right now.
Alex:
Exactly. At the expense of innocent posters who come here to
find a forum where they can vent *some* in *relative peace* and *quietness*.
date: Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:48:10 +0200
author: Alexander Kalinowski
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