http://www.dmgd.org/

New Research Finds Long-Suspected Link Between Hunting and
Small Penis Size

Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been
considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-
suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been
established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder
Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an
extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.

Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration
on human sexuality research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins
University, DMGDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists
interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction. Having
identified the genetic disorder linking small male reproductive organs and
the ability to derive pleasurable sensations from killing in a controlled
environment without fear of personal harm (as differentiated from war or
fighting back in an attack by a human being), also known as "controlled
victim" aggression manifestation, Streams and Upchurch believe that there
may be ways to combat men's feelings of inadequacy and curb some of
the destructive behaviors that such men engage in as coping mechanisms.

"It's really quite interesting," Dr. Streams says. "Like much folklore, it
appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is
the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it
shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling 'the
thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant."

Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but
subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls
"staggering results." The subjects ranged from having a slight
abnormality in penis size to a "pubis innyus" or inverted male pubic
region. As data were gathered, the numbers revealed a discrepancy so
great that it seemed to suggest a genetic mutation. By tracing what has
been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality was discovered
on the 21st chromosome. Further investigation proved that this
abnormality is consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small
reproductive organs and "controlled victim" aggression manifestation.
Drs. Streams and Upchurch and their colleagues theorize that an
extreme case of DMGD may have been to blame in the 2004 Sawyer
County, Wisconsin, incident in which a hunter went on a rampage,
shooting at a group of other hunters and killing six of them.

Reaction from participants has been positive, and subjects described
the results as liberating and a relief to finally be able to label their
problem as a legitimate medical disorder.

Dr. Upchurch reports, "The first step in the treatment of a disorder is
to understand its origins. We are pleased to have crossed that important
threshold."

A hoax apparently.  Pretty funny though, and I'll bet there's truth to it too.

"pearl"  wrote in message news:gus1a5$9b2$1@reader01.news.esat.net...
> http://www.dmgd.org/
>
> New Research Finds Long-Suspected Link Between Hunting and
> Small Penis Size
>
> Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been
> considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-
> suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been
> established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder
> Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an
> extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.
>
> Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration
> on human sexuality research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins
> University, DMGDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists
> interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction. Having
> identified the genetic disorder linking small male reproductive organs and
> the ability to derive pleasurable sensations from killing in a controlled
> environment without fear of personal harm (as differentiated from war or
> fighting back in an attack by a human being), also known as "controlled
> victim" aggression manifestation, Streams and Upchurch believe that there
> may be ways to combat men's feelings of inadequacy and curb some of
> the destructive behaviors that such men engage in as coping mechanisms.
>
> "It's really quite interesting," Dr. Streams says. "Like much folklore, it
> appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is
> the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it
> shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling 'the
> thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant."
>
> Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but
> subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls
> "staggering results." The subjects ranged from having a slight
> abnormality in penis size to a "pubis innyus" or inverted male pubic
> region. As data were gathered, the numbers revealed a discrepancy so
> great that it seemed to suggest a genetic mutation. By tracing what has
> been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality was discovered
> on the 21st chromosome. Further investigation proved that this
> abnormality is consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small
> reproductive organs and "controlled victim" aggression manifestation.
> Drs. Streams and Upchurch and their colleagues theorize that an
> extreme case of DMGD may have been to blame in the 2004 Sawyer
> County, Wisconsin, incident in which a hunter went on a rampage,
> shooting at a group of other hunters and killing six of them.
>
> Reaction from participants has been positive, and subjects described
> the results as liberating and a relief to finally be able to label their
> problem as a legitimate medical disorder.
>
> Dr. Upchurch reports, "The first step in the treatment of a disorder is
> to understand its origins. We are pleased to have crossed that important
> threshold."
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