Today Wanker Wancox will be licking Bunts arse earlier than usual due to 
him going to town to choose a nice new suspender and stocking set for 
himself.

Why not pop into the gents and say hello to Wancox. Third cubicle on the 
left. The one with the glory hole he made.

Lick lick, lick lick

Well! Here we are again folks.
It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

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The Internet will become the 
Sacred Sanctuary for Nutters and Idiots.
(Michel Nostradamus, December 14, 1503, July 2, 1566).
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On Oct 17, 2:01 pm, Jimmy  wrote:
> Today Wanker Wancox will be licking Bunts arse earlier than usual due to
> him going to town to choose a nice new suspender and stocking set for
> himself.
>
> Why not pop into the gents and say hello to Wancox. Third cubicle on the
> left. The one with the glory hole he made.
>
> Lick lick, lick lick

If he is going shopping in Walsall better forget about searching for
stockings and sussies, and just look for Nora Batty style
saggies....................but someone as perverted as bunt may well
be well into that sort of thing though................lol