It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:21:57 +0100, Pete wrote:

> It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup

Another lunatic that's escaped from the asylum.

Plonker!

On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 16:04:38 +0100, Charani <SGBNOSPAM@
mail2genes.invalid> wrote:

>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:21:57 +0100, Pete wrote:
>
>> It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup
>
>Another lunatic that's escaped from the asylum.

   He's been out of the asylum for some time now.


-- 

Jim.

No one has a finer command of language than the
person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:25:31 +0000, Jim wrote:

> He's been out of the asylum for some time now.

And the men in white coats haven't found him yet?  Tsk, tsk, these
government departments.  Can't keep the lunatics in, then can't find
'em when they get out.

On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 08:27:44 +0100, Charani <SGBNOSPAM@
mail2genes.invalid> wrote:

>On Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:25:31 +0000, Jim wrote:
>
>> He's been out of the asylum for some time now.
>
>And the men in white coats haven't found him yet?  Tsk, tsk, these
>government departments.  Can't keep the lunatics in, then can't find
>'em when they get out.

   Was he the one in the news yesterday, I wonder?

-- 

Jim.

No one has a finer command of language than the
person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:29:38 +0000, Jim wrote:

> Was he the one in the news yesterday, I wonder?

It's a definite possibility.

I read there were 116 escapes from low and medium security places,
more than from prisons.