Going to Merley on Sunday?

   Any special goodies for sale?

-- 

Jim.

The English are not very spiritual people,
so they invented cricket to give them some
idea of eternity. - George Bernard Shaw

Here we are. Some info to help.
It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

On Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:46:00 +0000, I wrote:

>   Going to Merley on Sunday?
>
>   Any special goodies for sale?

  Wrong newsgroup !

-- 

Jim.

The English are not very spiritual people,
so they invented cricket to give them some
idea of eternity. - George Bernard Shaw