I want to lie in my bed and do a fart so large and noisy that my
neighbours bang on the wall in disgust and small children vomit.

If that happened I would die happy.

Have been advised that a Domain name is available that might be suitable for a
local  Karate Club 

karatekids.org.uk

Owner does not want 'silly' money for it, just a donation to his own club,
could you ask around if its required, seems a pity for it to leave the County.
--





Lincolnshire2012.com 
What Lincolnshire is planning for the 2012 Games!

Sporting-lincs.com 
Search 1800+ Lincolnshire Sports Clubs.
Now post your own Sport information!

Folks, eyes up,

It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

Oh what a wit is wee gregor .  Such a comical post, how I laughed.  It was 
so original, so funny.  What a card he is with his spontaneous repartis and 
hilarious observations.

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:43:19 +0100, Wee Gregor IV
 wrote:

>abuse@aioe.org


Complaint posted to abuse@aioe.orgn about this ispamming idiot.

On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:43:19 +0100, Wee Gregor IV
 wrote:

Complaint posted to abuse@aioe.org to block this moron's account from
that server

<spammerstopper> wrote in message 
news:5cigc4dnf1bfolsbi4bf82uafs1tsus1tm@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:43:19 +0100, Wee Gregor IV
>  wrote:
>
>>abuse@aioe.org
>
>
> Complaint posted to abuse@aioe.orgn about this ispamming idiot.
>
It might have been better to use a correctly formatted address?

-- 
Chris.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It 
makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him." - Irish Proverb

spammerstopper wrote:
> On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:43:19 +0100, Wee Gregor IV
>  wrote:
> 
>> abuse@aioe.org
> 
> 
> Complaint posted to abuse@aioe.orgn about this ispamming idiot.
> 
> 

Idiot AIOE don't take any notice of twats like you