I have to inform the world that due to a simple misunderstanding with my
neighbour that I lost the following

My marriage
My job
Every legal case
My sanity
My home
My health

All because of a waterbutt

But I blame the Freemasons.
It was a masonic waterbutt!!!!

Beware those masonic waterbutts

I had a water delivered this week, and it's working fine. Filled up a treat 
during the thunder storm last night.

However:-
1. I am not married.
2. I have no job, I'm retired.
3. There nothing legal outstanding so far as I'm aware.
4. My sanity has been in some doubt for quite a while. After all, I'm 
replying to the previous post!
5. My home is my own and fully paid for, bought for cash a long time ago.
6. My health is somewhat questionable. Duodenal ulcers, ex T.B., two strokes 
and a heart attack later..... , but I am still alive, I think.

So do I need to worry now I've got a water butt?

jbm

"jbm"  wrote in message 
news:485ee0db_3@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>I had a water delivered this week, and it's working fine. Filled up a treat
> during the thunder storm last night.
>
> However:-
> 1. I am not married.
> 2. I have no job, I'm retired.
> 3. There nothing legal outstanding so far as I'm aware.
> 4. My sanity has been in some doubt for quite a while. After all, I'm
> replying to the previous post!
> 5. My home is my own and fully paid for, bought for cash a long time ago.
> 6. My health is somewhat questionable. Duodenal ulcers, ex T.B., two 
> strokes
> and a heart attack later..... , but I am still alive, I think.
>
> So do I need to worry now I've got a water butt?
>
> jbm
>
>
As long as you dont blame everyone but yourself.

Enjoy your waterbutt

;-)