Here's an idea to brighten up the region.

Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY for 
children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on the screens 
of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising Sky/cable channels 
put on a decent show with real celebrities for Chickens In Need?

God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.

First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as a dotty 
old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself, she ought to 
have known better), then one pestilence follows another until the poor 
little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their lives from whatever new 
excuse for termination the Min of Ag and Fish is going to dream up.

Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the edge of 
Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can find it 
alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists going round in 
circles trying to find the only route left into the south of Lowestoft.

Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used to do a 
highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?

Norman Collier - that's the bloke!

He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put together a lot 
brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars doing things 
they're not very good at.

Anyone with me on this?

-- 
Brian
"Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:04:16 -0000, "Brian Watson" 
wrote:

>Anyone with me on this?

No! 

Watching wet paint dry is not any more exciting than watching wet varnish
dry!
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"Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
> Here's an idea to brighten up the region.
>
> Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY 
> for children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on 
> the screens of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising 
> Sky/cable channels put on a decent show with real celebrities for 
> Chickens In Need?
>
> God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.
>
> First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as a 
> dotty old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself, 
> she ought to have known better), then one pestilence follows another 
> until the poor little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their 
> lives from whatever new excuse for termination the Min of Ag and Fish 
> is going to dream up.
>
> Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the 
> edge of Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can 
> find it alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists 
> going round in circles trying to find the only route left into the 
> south of Lowestoft.
>
> Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used to 
> do a highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?
>
> Norman Collier - that's the bloke!
>
> He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put together 
> a lot brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars doing 
> things they're not very good at.
>
> Anyone with me on this?
>
> -- 
> Brian
> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
What you need is a good old sausage casserole to warm you up a tad. ;-)

On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:34:18 -0000, Grumpy wrote:

> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Here's an idea to brighten up the region.
>>
>> Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY 
>> for children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on 
>> the screens of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising 
>> Sky/cable channels put on a decent show with real celebrities for 
>> Chickens In Need?
>>
>> God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.
>>
>> First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as a 
>> dotty old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself, 
>> she ought to have known better), then one pestilence follows another 
>> until the poor little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their 
>> lives from whatever new excuse for termination the Min of Ag and Fish 
>> is going to dream up.
>>
>> Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the 
>> edge of Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can 
>> find it alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists 
>> going round in circles trying to find the only route left into the 
>> south of Lowestoft.
>>
>> Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used to 
>> do a highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?
>>
>> Norman Collier - that's the bloke!
>>
>> He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put together 
>> a lot brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars doing 
>> things they're not very good at.
>>
>> Anyone with me on this?
>>
>> -- 
>> Brian
>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
> What you need is a good old sausage casserole to warm you up a tad. ;-)

Excercise might help!!

http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf

Ken.

Brian Watson wrote:
> Here's an idea to brighten up the region.
> 
> Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY for 
> children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on the screens 
> of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising Sky/cable channels 
> put on a decent show with real celebrities for Chickens In Need?
> 
> God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.
> 
> First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as a dotty 
> old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself, she ought to 
> have known better), then one pestilence follows another until the poor 
> little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their lives from whatever new 
> excuse for termination the Min of Ag and Fish is going to dream up.
> 
> Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the edge of 
> Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can find it 
> alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists going round in 
> circles trying to find the only route left into the south of Lowestoft.
> 
> Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used to do a 
> highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?
> 
> Norman Collier - that's the bloke!
> 
> He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put together a lot 
> brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars doing things 
> they're not very good at.
> 
> Anyone with me on this?
> 

Isn't it Monday?

Grumpy wrote:
> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...

>> -- 
>> Brian
>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
> What you need is a good old sausage ... to warm you up a tad. ;-)

His predilections are shurely no concern of yours? ;-)

Ken wrote:
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:34:18 -0000, Grumpy wrote:
> 
>> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
>> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Here's an idea to brighten up the region.
>>>
>>> Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY 
>>> for children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on 
>>> the screens of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising 
>>> Sky/cable channels put on a decent show with real celebrities for 
>>> Chickens In Need?
>>>
>>> God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.
>>>
>>> First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as a 
>>> dotty old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself, 
>>> she ought to have known better), then one pestilence follows another 
>>> until the poor little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their 
>>> lives from whatever new excuse for termination the Min of Ag and Fish 
>>> is going to dream up.
>>>
>>> Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the 
>>> edge of Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can 
>>> find it alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists 
>>> going round in circles trying to find the only route left into the 
>>> south of Lowestoft.
>>>
>>> Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used to 
>>> do a highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?
>>>
>>> Norman Collier - that's the bloke!
>>>
>>> He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put together 
>>> a lot brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars doing 
>>> things they're not very good at.
>>>
>>> Anyone with me on this?
>>>
>>> -- 
>>> Brian
>>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
>> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
>> What you need is a good old sausage casserole to warm you up a tad. ;-)
> 
> Excercise might help!!
> 
> http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf
> 
> Ken.

It's just helped me, I can tell you!

"Pies"  wrote in message 
news:VIsVi.24$7k5.7@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
> Grumpy wrote:
>> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
>> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>
>>> -- 
>>> Brian
>>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
>
>> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
>> What you need is a good old sausage ... to warm you up a tad. ;-)
>
> His predilections are shurely no concern of yours? ;-)

Let me guess. With that editing you work for the Sun? ;-)

I know Brian, he is a delightfully eccentric gent who likes nothing 
better than a plump bird. <ROFL>.

"Ken"  wrote in message 
news:wvsVi.19$7k5.5@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:34:18 -0000, Grumpy wrote:
>
>> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message
>> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Here's an idea to brighten up the region.
>>>
>>> Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY
>>> for children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on
>>> the screens of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising
>>> Sky/cable channels put on a decent show with real celebrities for
>>> Chickens In Need?
>>>
>>> God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.
>>>
>>> First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as 
>>> a
>>> dotty old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself,
>>> she ought to have known better), then one pestilence follows another
>>> until the poor little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their
>>> lives from whatever new excuse for termination the Min of Ag and 
>>> Fish
>>> is going to dream up.
>>>
>>> Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the
>>> edge of Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can
>>> find it alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists
>>> going round in circles trying to find the only route left into the
>>> south of Lowestoft.
>>>
>>> Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used 
>>> to
>>> do a highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?
>>>
>>> Norman Collier - that's the bloke!
>>>
>>> He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put 
>>> together
>>> a lot brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars 
>>> doing
>>> things they're not very good at.
>>>
>>> Anyone with me on this?
>>>
>>> -- 
>>> Brian
>>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
>> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
>> What you need is a good old sausage casserole to warm you up a tad. 
>> ;-)
>
> Excercise might help!!
>
> http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf
>
> Ken.

By heck! That reminds me of my ex-missus.

Grumpy wrote:
> "Pies"  wrote in message 
> news:VIsVi.24$7k5.7@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
>> Grumpy wrote:
>>> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
>>> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>>>> -- 
>>>> Brian
>>>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
>>
>>> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
>>> What you need is a good old sausage ... to warm you up a tad. ;-)
>>
>> His predilections are shurely no concern of yours? ;-)
> 
> Let me guess. With that editing you work for the Sun? ;-)

Close, but no cylindrical smoking thing... The Sport, obviousl. And 
don't call me Shirley.

> I know Brian, he is a delightfully eccentric gent who likes nothing 
> better than a plump bird. <ROFL>.

Oooh, Matron!

"Ken"  wrote in message 
news:wvsVi.19$7k5.5@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
> On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:34:18 -0000, Grumpy wrote:
>
>> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message
>> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Here's an idea to brighten up the region.
>>>
>>> Instead of all this old nonsense the BBC put on each year ALLEGEDLY
>>> for children, but actually to keep old Wogan off the streets and on
>>> the screens of "our" BBC, why doesn't one of the more enterprising
>>> Sky/cable channels put on a decent show with real celebrities for
>>> Chickens In Need?
>>>
>>> God knows, they need all the help they can get these days.
>>>
>>> First, that Edwina Currie started the "salmonella in eggs" scare (as a
>>> dotty old bird who's a bit of a lay-er herself - geddit? - herself,
>>> she ought to have known better), then one pestilence follows another
>>> until the poor little feathered buggers daily live in fear of their
>>> lives from whatever new excuse for termination the Min of Ag and Fish
>>> is going to dream up.
>>>
>>> Some of them are even reduced to hanging around roundabouts on the
>>> edge of Suffolk towns and trying to peck an odd seed where they can
>>> find it alongside rumbling roaring juggernauts and lost motorists
>>> going round in circles trying to find the only route left into the
>>> south of Lowestoft.
>>>
>>> Who was that bloke on the Comedians and The Good Old Days who used to
>>> do a highly amusing routine while dressed as a chicken?
>>>
>>> Norman Collier - that's the bloke!
>>>
>>> He's not died yet, and even if he had, I'm sure we could put together
>>> a lot brighter evening than watching slimly-talented soap stars doing
>>> things they're not very good at.
>>>
>>> Anyone with me on this?

>> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.

>> What you need is a good old sausage casserole to warm you up a tad. ;-)
>
> Excercise might help!!
>
> http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf

I did walk up Kilimanjaro in January.

I think that counts.
-- 
Brian
"Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

"Grumpy"  wrote in message 
news:fg5m53$22d3$1@energise.enta.net...

>>
>> http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf
>>
>> Ken.
>
> By heck! That reminds me of my ex-missus.

I've got a link to a VERY buxom lady crushing lager cans with the weight of 
one breast.

I'll post it when I can find it.

-- 
Brian
"Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

"Grumpy"  wrote in message 
news:fg5m09$224v$1@energise.enta.net...
> "Pies"  wrote in message 
> news:VIsVi.24$7k5.7@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
>> Grumpy wrote:
>>> "Brian Watson"  wrote in message 
>>> news:5omsm8Fn7umiU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>>>> -- 
>>>> Brian
>>>> "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."
>>
>>> You're bored aren't you Brian? I can tell.
>>> What you need is a good old sausage ... to warm you up a tad. ;-)
>>
>> His predilections are shurely no concern of yours? ;-)
>
> Let me guess. With that editing you work for the Sun? ;-)
>
> I know Brian, he is a delightfully eccentric gent who likes nothing better 
> than a plump bird. <ROFL>.

...and stuffing.

-- 
Brian
"Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman."

On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:27:38 -0000, "Brian Watson" 
wrote:

>
>"Grumpy"  wrote in message 
>news:fg5m53$22d3$1@energise.enta.net...
>
>>>
>>> http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf
>>>
>>> Ken.
>>
>> By heck! That reminds me of my ex-missus.
>
>I've got a link to a VERY buxom lady crushing lager cans with the weight of 
>one breast.

Only lager cans! How many at once? I've go one of a woman crushing a
pack of six full baked been cans with one breast. 

>I'll post it when I can find it.

You post yours and I'll post mine. {; - )))

Henry.
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Sacred Sanctuary for Nutters and Idiots.
(Michel Nostradamus, December 14, 1503, July 2, 1566).
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