On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 23:11:03 -0000, "a l l y"
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>"LouSmorals"  wrote in message 
>news:a5d8e2eb-7b2c-4b6e-b945-25071b9fb3f4@l2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>> On 4 Nov, 15:14, "The Traveller"  wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> ok. I'd like a nice Christmas card please and a painting from your little 
>>> lad.
>>>
>>> Edith-
>>
>> I'm assuming here that you would like a painting from my son and that
>> you are not suggesting that I somehow create some artistry with my
>> willy? Certainly the former is possible, however I'll need to do some
>> testing to see if the latter is possible and I have to advise you
>> that, as all the males on here will concur, the level of control
>> needed to produce a work of art is not usually available in that area
>> of our anatomy, though I do know that given a decent size pot of Dulux
>> matt I can create something pretty spectacular.
>>
>Most blokes seem to be able to create something vaguely artistic given 
>several pints of beer and a stretch of pure white snow.
>
>ally 
>


Thank you forthat one.

DB

"DB."  wrote in message news:heb4f5t3b8jq5q325gl2994ss4jg6ev5h1@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 23:11:03 -0000, "a l l y"
>   wrote this:
>
>>
>>"LouSmorals"  wrote in message
>>news:a5d8e2eb-7b2c-4b6e-b945-25071b9fb3f4@l2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>>> On 4 Nov, 15:14, "The Traveller"  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ok. I'd like a nice Christmas card please and a painting from your little
>>>> lad.
>>>>
>>>> Edith-
>>>
>>> I'm assuming here that you would like a painting from my son and that
>>> you are not suggesting that I somehow create some artistry with my
>>> willy? Certainly the former is possible, however I'll need to do some
>>> testing to see if the latter is possible and I have to advise you
>>> that, as all the males on here will concur, the level of control
>>> needed to produce a work of art is not usually available in that area
>>> of our anatomy, though I do know that given a decent size pot of Dulux
>>> matt I can create something pretty spectacular.
>>>
>>Most blokes seem to be able to create something vaguely artistic given
>>several pints of beer and a stretch of pure white snow.
>>
>>ally
>>
>
>
> Thank you forthat one.
>
> DB

They could be very creative here today.

"Huh? Yuh can't find yer hubby? Follow the yellow line."

Edith.

Edith