On Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:50:00 +0200, "The Traveller" 
wrote:

>I slept with my bedroom door locked last night. Think it's time to load my 
>Remington and I will shoot.

Remember Edith you have to tell the police that you were in fear of
your life and that there was no way you could get away. Also you
were too weak and unsteady to defend yourself without recourse to
blowing the bastards head off. (And stick to your story!) You must also
show remorse!!

It has to be the first thing you say to investigators and and remember 
show remorse.

(You can have a little jig (Cumbrian Clogg Dance!) in private after the
police have gone,)

Take care.

DG

PS. Destroy this message after you have read it! DG

"DB."  wrote in message 
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> On Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:50:00 +0200, "The Traveller" 
> wrote:
>
>>I slept with my bedroom door locked last night. Think it's time to load my
>>Remington and I will shoot.
>
> Remember Edith you have to tell the police that you were in fear of
> your life and that there was no way you could get away. Also you
> were too weak and unsteady to defend yourself without recourse to
> blowing the bastards head off. (And stick to your story!) You must also
> show remorse!!

That won't be easy. My home is my castle. I could take a quick drama 
course.Learn to pull my hair out and scream-I didn'y mean to. It just went 
off.

Edith in t'Dock.

"Well yuh see, Yer Onner. This fella kem tuwards me und 'e wuz a big ugly 
bugger......with a poker in 'is 'and und 'e raised it un wuz just uboot tuh 
knock me 'ead in wen t'blooming gun went off. Az ever suh sorry, Yer Onner, 
'onest, a didn't mean tuh shoot 'is knockers tuh kingdom coom.. a stoombled 
backwoods und the thing joost pointed at 'is, erm, errm, private parts, Yer 
Onner, und suddenly, 'e didn't 'ave em any more. a didn'y mean it.

Edith shifted her weight slowly over to the other foot and stared sheepishly 
at the judge.
>
> It has to be the first thing you say to investigators and and remember
> show remorse.
>
Az ever so remorseful, Yer Onner. 'Onest I iz.

> (You can have a little jig (Cumbrian Clogg Dance!) in private after the
> police have gone,)
>
> Take care.
>
> DG
>
> PS. Destroy this message after you have read it! DG

No. I need it as refferansis.

:0)))) Edith.