There's no stripper in the monstery
You'll be pleased to hear that I'm sure. Yer paw-in-mouth rabit
chaplin has just embarrassied himself. I was workin on the brambles
in the drive with a pair of shears. I suddenly thort that a strimmer
would be more efficient, but the word had become muddlied by the time
I found the superior who was choppin vegetables in the kitchen.
"I was just wondrin if there's a stripper here?" I said and realisied
it wos the rong word as I watched his jaw drop...
...oh dear
~..~
-( ' )- <hop-it-quick>
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date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 03:15:46 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny wrote:
> You'll be pleased to hear that I'm sure. Yer paw-in-mouth rabit
> chaplin has just embarrassied himself. I was workin on the brambles
> in the drive with a pair of shears. I suddenly thort that a strimmer
> would be more efficient, but the word had become muddlied by the time
> I found the superior who was choppin vegetables in the kitchen.
>
> "I was just wondrin if there's a stripper here?" I said and realisied
> it wos the rong word as I watched his jaw drop...
>
> ...oh dear
Oh, well. Where will you go next?
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date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:49:20 +0000
author: meerkat.chaplin
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
meerkat.chaplin writtied:
> Oh, well. Where will you go next?
You know those people who stack things on shelves in supermarkets?
Have you noticied if there are chaplins employed to work with them? I
bet that would be an intrestin job...
~..~
( ' )
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date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 08:02:39 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Oh and annuver thing: why didn't anybody wish me a happy birthday?
<sob> I thort the purpose of a Staffroom newsgroup was to make rabits
happy, not ignore them and make them sad on their birthday. But maybe
I'm very old-fashioned. Yes, maybe I'm just a very old-fashioned
rabit indeed thinkin I should be happy on my birthday and not totally
ignored. Yes, that's prolly totally outmoded thinkin in a fast-movin
global world.
~..~
( ' ) <- a BIRTHDAY rabit
' '
date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 08:29:01 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
On 4 Nov, 16:29, Scatterbunny wrote:
> Oh and annuver thing: why didn't anybody wish me a happy birthday?
> <sob> I thort the purpose of a Staffroom newsgroup was to make rabits
> happy, not ignore them and make them sad on their birthday. But maybe
> I'm very old-fashioned. Yes, maybe I'm just a very old-fashioned
> rabit indeed thinkin I should be happy on my birthday and not totally
> ignored. Yes, that's prolly totally outmoded thinkin in a fast-movin
> global world.
>
> ~..~
> ( ' ) <- a BIRTHDAY rabit
> ' '
Penblwydd Hapus cwningen bach.
date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 08:36:29 -0800 (PST)
author: Dennis@fake
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Dennis writtied:
> Penblwydd Hapus cwningen bach.
And maybe I am a very old-fashioned rabit indeed for thinkin I should
get birthday greetins I can understand.
~..~
( ' ) <sulk>
' '
date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 08:41:19 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
In a mad moment - Scatterbunny mumbled :
> Dennis writtied:
>> Penblwydd Hapus cwningen bach.
> And maybe I am a very old-fashioned rabit indeed for thinkin I should
> get birthday greetins I can understand.
Jouyeuse anniversaire, mon brave ! [excues spelling}
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date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:47:34 GMT
author: Bryn Evans lid
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny wrote:
> ~..~
> ( ' ) <- a BIRTHDAY rabit
> ' '
Okay, then - Hoppy Birthday.
That would explain why you are wearing your birthday suit. Mind you,
that's wot rabbits usually wear, innit.
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date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:56:46 +0000
author: meerkat.chaplin
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Thank you Bryn and the Meerkat for the greetinges. I was also
expectin beer and cake and party hats, but I spose that also is very
old-fashioned, innit? Maybe I'm a very old-fashioned rabit indeed
expectin beer and cake and party hats...
~..~
( ' ) ...and a bag of rabit mix
' '
date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 09:10:55 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
In a mad moment - Scatterbunny mumbled :
> Thank you Bryn and the Meerkat for the greetinges. I was also
> expectin beer and cake and party hats, but I spose that also is very
> old-fashioned, innit? Maybe I'm a very old-fashioned rabit indeed
> expectin beer and cake and party hats...
ooo an expectorant rabid
theres different !
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date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:24:54 GMT
author: Bryn Evans lid
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny burbled:
>Oh and annuver thing: why didn't anybody wish me a happy birthday?
><sob> I thort the purpose of a Staffroom newsgroup was to make rabits
>happy, not ignore them and make them sad on their birthday. But maybe
>I'm very old-fashioned. Yes, maybe I'm just a very old-fashioned
>rabit indeed thinkin I should be happy on my birthday and not totally
>ignored. Yes, that's prolly totally outmoded thinkin in a fast-movin
>global world.
>
>~..~
>( ' ) <- a BIRTHDAY rabit
> ' '
We're not psychos... psychic.
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:12:01 +0000
author: Sheel
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny burbled:
>Thank you Bryn and the Meerkat for the greetinges. I was also
>expectin beer and cake and party hats, but I spose that also is very
>old-fashioned, innit? Maybe I'm a very old-fashioned rabit indeed
>expectin beer and cake and party hats...
Somebody will be along soon to caterwaul 'Happy burpday 2 ewe' at you
in a min.
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date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:15:04 +0000
author: Sheel
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Sheel writtied:
> Somebody will be along soon to caterwaul 'Happy burpday 2 ewe' at you
> in a min.
Well, really! I wos rather expectin the English Nashional Opera or
the Russian Ballet or some such other surprise befittin a portant
rabit, but maybe I'm just very old-fashioned expectin portant rabit
birthdays to be remembered with propper decorum and beer and cake and
rabit mix.
~..~
( ' ) Had enuff of the birthday: I'm goin to bed...
' '
date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 12:09:45 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
"Scatterbunny" wrote in message
news:c88f9a35-71ce-4a07-8f91-2190fa92c89f@37g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> Oh and annuver thing: why didn't anybody wish me a happy birthday?
> <sob> I thort the purpose of a Staffroom newsgroup was to make rabits
> happy, not ignore them and make them sad on their birthday. But maybe
> I'm very old-fashioned. Yes, maybe I'm just a very old-fashioned
> rabit indeed thinkin I should be happy on my birthday and not totally
> ignored. Yes, that's prolly totally outmoded thinkin in a fast-movin
> global world.
>
> ~..~
> ( ' ) <- a BIRTHDAY rabit
> ' '
Happy birthday for whenever it was/is, HoneyBun
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date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 21:12:51 -0000
author: Kathy McIntosh
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
"Scatterbunny" a écrit dans le message de news:
c88f9a35-71ce-4a07-8f91-2190fa92c89f@37g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> Oh and annuver thing: why didn't anybody wish me a happy birthday?
> <sob> I thort the purpose of a Staffroom newsgroup was to make rabits
> happy, not ignore them and make them sad on their birthday. But maybe
> I'm very old-fashioned. Yes, maybe I'm just a very old-fashioned
> rabit indeed thinkin I should be happy on my birthday and not totally
> ignored. Yes, that's prolly totally outmoded thinkin in a fast-movin
> global world.
OH ! didn't know it was your birthday! happy rabbitty birthday!! cake,
chocolate and champagne!
date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 22:19:50 +0100
author: La mouette
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny wrote:
> ~..~
> ( ' ) <- a BIRTHDAY rabit
> ' '
Oh no! I didn't know it was the rabit's birthday, and I've been
teaching evening class so wasn't here to wish him a happy birthday
before he went to bed! That is terrible. I'm so sorry!
When you get up in the morning, Scatters, please take this as a "Sorry
I'm Late" card. I'm wishing you a Happy Birthday with cake and candles
and carrots and beer and dandelions and everything a rabit could wish for.
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date: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:08:48 +0000
author: RatBag
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny warbled...
> Dennis writtied:
>
> > Penblwydd Hapus cwningen bach.
>
> And maybe I am a very old-fashioned rabit indeed for thinkin I should
> get birthday greetins I can understand.
>
> ~..~
> ( ' ) <sulk>
> ' '
>
Allow me...
Happy Birthday little rabit!
(Dennis seems to have forgotten that you is a cwningen bach *wysig*)
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date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 23:07:37 -0000
author: Heglog lid
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny warbled...
> Thank you Bryn and the Meerkat for the greetinges. I was also
> expectin beer and cake and party hats, but I spose that also is very
> old-fashioned, innit? Maybe I'm a very old-fashioned rabit indeed
> expectin beer and cake and party hats...
>
Oi! I ofgfered the Old Peculier round las night. I has some Marston's 6X
on the go if yer interested.
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date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 23:08:38 -0000
author: Heglog lid
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
RatBag warbled...
> When you get up in the morning, Scatters, please take this as a "Sorry
> I'm Late" card. I'm wishing you a Happy Birthday with cake and candles
> and carrots and beer and dandelions and everything a rabit could wish for.
>
strippers.
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date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 23:09:18 -0000
author: Heglog lid
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Heglog writtied:
> strippers.
Ah, great... Just wot I need. So I'll take them with me and carry on
workin on cuttin back the bramblies in the drive. That should make an
intrestin spectaclie.
And thanks to Mouette and Kathy and Ratty for birthday greetins.
Right: to work. <rabit sets off into the wood with the strippers>
Don't get the feather boas caught on the bramblies, girls...
~..~
( ' )
' '
date: Thu, 5 Nov 2009 00:26:17 -0800 (PST)
author: Scatterbunny
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Scatterbunny warbled...
> Heglog writtied:
>
> > strippers.
>
> Ah, great... Just wot I need. So I'll take them with me and carry on
> workin on cuttin back the bramblies in the drive. That should make an
> intrestin spectaclie.
>
> And thanks to Mouette and Kathy and Ratty for birthday greetins.
Favouritism! Wot was wrong with the Welsh birthday greetings (and the
English translation)
> Right: to work. <rabit sets off into the wood with the strippers>
> Don't get the feather boas caught on the bramblies, girls...
>
Don't go pulling at any pasties in the mistaken belief that they are
berries.
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date: Thu, 5 Nov 2009 17:13:36 -0000
author: Heglog lid
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
Heglog wrote:
> Scatterbunny warbled...
>> Right: to work. <rabit sets off into the wood with the strippers>
>> Don't get the feather boas caught on the bramblies, girls...
>>
> Don't go pulling at any pasties in the mistaken belief that they are
> berries.
Meerkats read that as "Don't go pulling at any panties" and thought that
was probably wise advice for a rabBit chaplin with strippers on his mind.
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date: Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:48:14 +0000
author: meerkat.chaplin
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Re: There's no stripper in the monstery
meerkat.chaplin warbled...
> Heglog wrote:
> > Scatterbunny warbled...
>
> >> Right: to work. <rabit sets off into the wood with the strippers>
> >> Don't get the feather boas caught on the bramblies, girls...
> >>
> > Don't go pulling at any pasties in the mistaken belief that they are
> > berries.
>
> Meerkats read that as "Don't go pulling at any panties" and thought that
> was probably wise advice for a rabBit chaplin with strippers on his mind.
>
I think it is wise advice for anyone with strippers on his mind. Have
you forgotten what pasties are, when we aren't speaking about edible
pastries?
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date: Thu, 5 Nov 2009 19:05:02 -0000
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