...are not allowed in your baggage on Ryanair.

Guns, firearms, ammunition and weapons (including replica items),
paints, Christmas crackers, items with internal combustion engines
such as chainsaws, model aircraft, lawnmowers, etc., may not be
carried in any baggage (whether checked or unchecked)   http://tiny.cc/h6jBG

So, if you was plannin to fly off somewhere to do some festive lawn-
mowin durin the Christmas hols, bad luck.

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Scatterbunny wrote:
> ....are not allowed in your baggage on Ryanair.
> 
> Guns, firearms, ammunition and weapons (including replica items),
> paints, Christmas crackers, items with internal combustion engines
> such as chainsaws, model aircraft, lawnmowers, etc., may not be
> carried in any baggage (whether checked or unchecked)   http://tiny.cc/h6jBG
> 
> So, if you was plannin to fly off somewhere to do some festive lawn-
> mowin durin the Christmas hols, bad luck.

Well, I wasn't.  But for those who are, I suppose it is possible to 
rent-a-lawn-mower at the other end?  If not, they'll just have to take 
one of the primitive types that you push!

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"RatBag"  wrote in message 
news:7l8l9cF3atp1uU1@mid.individual.net...
> Scatterbunny wrote:
>> ....are not allowed in your baggage on Ryanair.
>>
>> Guns, firearms, ammunition and weapons (including replica items),
>> paints, Christmas crackers, items with internal combustion engines
>> such as chainsaws, model aircraft, lawnmowers, etc., may not be
>> carried in any baggage (whether checked or unchecked) 
>> http://tiny.cc/h6jBG
>>
>> So, if you was plannin to fly off somewhere to do some festive lawn-
>> mowin durin the Christmas hols, bad luck.
>
> Well, I wasn't.  But for those who are, I suppose it is possible to 
> rent-a-lawn-mower at the other end?  If not, they'll just have to take one 
> of the primitive types that you push!
>
> -- 
> RatBag
>
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failing that a pair of sissors!

Terrys

terrys wrote:
> 
> "RatBag"  wrote in message 
> news:7l8l9cF3atp1uU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Scatterbunny wrote:
>>> ....are not allowed in your baggage on Ryanair.
>>>
>>> Guns, firearms, ammunition and weapons (including replica items),
>>> paints, Christmas crackers, items with internal combustion engines
>>> such as chainsaws, model aircraft, lawnmowers, etc., may not be
>>> carried in any baggage (whether checked or unchecked) 
>>> http://tiny.cc/h6jBG
>>>
>>> So, if you was plannin to fly off somewhere to do some festive lawn-
>>> mowin durin the Christmas hols, bad luck.
>>
>> Well, I wasn't.  But for those who are, I suppose it is possible to 
>> rent-a-lawn-mower at the other end?  If not, they'll just have to take 
>> one of the primitive types that you push!

> 
> failing that a pair of sissors!

But check with the airline first.  A pair of scissors might be 
interpreted as a dangerous weapon.

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terrys wrote:
> "RatBag"  wrote in message 
>> Scatterbunny wrote:

>>> So, if you was plannin to fly off somewhere to do some festive lawn-
>>> mowin durin the Christmas hols, bad luck.
>>
>> Well, I wasn't.  But for those who are, I suppose it is possible to 
>> rent-a-lawn-mower at the other end?  If not, they'll just have to take 
>> one of the primitive types that you push!
>>
> failing that a pair of sissors!

Can you rent scissors? You can't take scissors on a nairy plane. 
Meerkats tried to but had them confiscated.

(Or rather, meerkats succeeded in taking scissors through Heathrow and 
on a nairy plane to Oireland but had them confiscated at Dublin when 
trying to bring them back home again.)
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meerkat.chaplin writtied:

> meerkats succeeded in taking scissors through Heathrow and
> on a nairy plane to Oireland

With security these days, you'd think they'd notice a meerkat with
scissors, wouldn't you?

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Scatterbunny wrote:
> meerkat.chaplin writtied:
> 
>> meerkats succeeded in taking scissors through Heathrow and
>> on a nairy plane to Oireland
> 
> With security these days, you'd think they'd notice a meerkat with
> scissors, wouldn't you?

Not really. When they asked my occupation, I told them I was a Meerkat 
Gardener, but they thought I said Market Gardener, and waved me through.
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meerkat.chaplin writtied:

>  they thought I said Market Gardener, and waved me through.

No, you're quite mistaken.  They thort you said "Maquis Gare du
Nord" (an SNCF branch of the French Resistance) and waved you through
thinkin they were helpin the war effort.

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Scatterbunny burbled:

>meerkat.chaplin writtied:
>
>>  they thought I said Market Gardener, and waved me through.
>
>No, you're quite mistaken.  They thort you said "Maquis Gare du
>Nord" (an SNCF branch of the French Resistance) and waved you through
>thinkin they were helpin the war effort.
>
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Hedgehog, count your bottles.
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Turkey ham - what's that all about then?

Sheel writtied:

> Hedgehog, count your bottles.

Oh no.  Rabit has been caught again... <zizz> <spin> <dramatic
soliloquy>

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Scatterbunny warbled...
> Sheel writtied:
> 
> > Hedgehog, count your bottles.
> 
> Oh no.  Rabit has been caught again... <zizz> <spin> <dramatic
> soliloquy>
> 
>  \  /
> (  '  ) <flop>
> ~   ~
> 

I is not a seflish drinker. Rabit is more than welcome to share the 
contents of my bockles with me.

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> meerkat.chaplin writtied:
>
>>  they thought I said Market Gardener, and waved me through.
>
> No, you're quite mistaken.  They thort you said "Maquis Gare du
> Nord" (an SNCF branch of the French Resistance) and waved you through
> thinkin they were helpin the war effort.

LOL! this branch is still very active !


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nice jump!

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