E-mail from God
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:52:54 -0000
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that
was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth for a time.
When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better se ...
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Be careful -
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:50:16 -0000
- what you tell the wife:
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss and several friends. We'll be gone for a
week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week! Oh, ...
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RIP: Edward Woodward
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:49:22 GMT
Actor Edward Woodward, famous for The Equalizer, dies aged 79
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Gareth ( email address invalid ) .....
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am I the first to get it?
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:08:03 -0600
a couple of days ago, the chat was about the winter fuel payments.
I got me letter today.
I got me payments over the weekend!
Do I win a prize please? :-) ...
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Spoke to Joe
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:04:36 -0000
I spoke to Wakie Joe this morning. He was awaiting his treatment on his
leg/foot. He text me at 6.20 this morning to say hello so I guess he was a
bit lonely.
I never got chance to visit over the weekend, he said it was a quiet one for
him. My next visit is Wednesday but I will ring him tomorrow also.
Jen ...
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Ice With Your Whisky, Mr Shackleton?
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:49:26 GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8361995.stm
He might have taken a decent brand with him.
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Michaelangelo
Self-catering, holiday accommodation in the Scottish Highlands, for
disabled people
www.woodhead-cottage.co.uk
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Smart Irishman :-)
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:09:40 +0000
Young Paddy moved to Cornwall and bought a Donkey from a farmer for ¡ê100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove
up and said, "Sorry Paddy, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Paddy replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said,
"Can't do that. I w ...
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fancy a kebab?
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:59:12 -0600
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8360569.stm
I suppose it makes a change from the "Chinese takeaway" tales! ...
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whoooohhoooo !!
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:35:37 -0000
Just back from the John Mayall concert at the Wimspear. It was possibly the
best concert I have ever been to . ( excepting the Divine Eric that is)
For a guy who will be 76 in a week or so's time, that man has the most
amazing energy. - and talent !
I am worn out now, I was the mad woman at the back who danced ...
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survey result
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:27:29 -0600
New Sex Study..
It has been determined, the most used
Sexual position for couples is the 'doggie' position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead ...
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