Lottery
Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:07:03 +0100
I just failed miserably on the National Lottery again tonight........thats
another week that i won't be parking a Rolls Royce outside my house.
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Items For Sale
Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:05:22 +0100
Wii Console with 2 x controllers & nunchucks with rechargable batterys and
charger stand.
Wii fit with balance board & rechargable batteries
games: Wii sports, Wii Music, Endless Ocean, Samba de Amigo's (with
marraca's), battle of the bands, Guinness World records, Rayman Raving
Rabids TV Party.
Accessory ...
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WTB: Wireless network card for PC tower (Lincoln)
Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:26:45 +0100
Anybody selling a cheap one of these (with drivers) for less than ¡ê8? Needs
to work with XP.
Cheers - K.
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Jeweller bans thieving travelers from his shop, Police restore
multiculturalism.
Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:25:19 -0700 (PDT)
A respected jeweller has been given a police warning for 'racially
offensive' conduct after banning gipsies from his shop in the wake of
a series of raids by an Eastern European crime gang.
Michael Plant, 62, repeatedly called in officers after the foreign
thieves - believed to be Romanian travellers - stole pie ...
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Market Rasen on the move again
Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:09:06 -0700 (PDT)
A magnitude 1.5 (tiny) earthquake a couple of weeks ago.
http://www.earthquakes.bgs.ac.uk/recent_events/20090628001802.2.htm
Maybe we should call it Market Rising? ...
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Nope! It is NOT dead.
Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:58:40 +0100
Evidence:
I had a cracker of a shit last night. I woke up feeling as if a
thing with the same dimensions as an artic truck was pressing
down very hard on my rectal sphincters. It felt as though my
arse was about to explode. I managed to get my butt over the
lavy pan just in time. I thought my rectum was going t ...
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This NG dead then ?
Thu, 9 Jul 2009 01:01:56 +0100
Anybody out theer meeat ?
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Hurrah!
Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:03:55 -0700 (PDT)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/29/carp_rustlers/
"Humberside Police reckon a gang of koi carp rustlers are using Google
Earth to identify garden ponds from which they subsequently fish their
booty."
Good effort by the Humberside Police. How long would it take
Nettleham to make that connection? ...
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VOMIT
Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:27:31 +0100
VOMIT UK 25/09
Victims Of Masonic Ill Treatment
27 June 2009
Published 24 June 2009
(REPEAT): APOLOGIES TO ALL WHO ARE RECEIVING UNSOLICITED EMAIL AND
ESPECIALLY TO THOSE WHO ARE RECEIVING DUPLICATE COPIES. We are
prevented from sending faxes and anticipate further unlawf ...
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Criminals in authority
Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:33:25 +0100
Dear Fellow Freedom Fighters,
Below is a very brief story of the Eureka Stockade Rebellion in 1854 in
Australia. The importance of this event is that Justice was delivered by
Trial by Jury. There were 6 separate Jury Trials of the Rebels whom the
tyrannical British Governor wanted hanged for High Treason. How ...
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