Facebook
Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:57:38 +0100
Have you ever punched in your name on Search Friends and checked out who, or
what comes up? I have and people with my name looked complete retards.
Thankfully most of them were from Tennessee which has more than its fair
number of retards, but it did keep me awake last night.
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Spitfire
Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:35:54 +0100
I had a multitude of halves last night and it was damn fine
well done, shepherd neame
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Quack Bah Moo ...
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Re: Handgun clubs
Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:41:53 GMT
On 10-Jul-2003, "Ivan" <Spammer@beware.spam> wrote:
> > "demens quirito" <demens.quirito@REMOVETOMAILbtopenworld.com> wrote in
> > message news:beh2k7$rei$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
> > >
> > > "TitaniumWulf" <wa4@ukc.ac.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:beh1q6$1mk$1@athena.ukc.ac.uk...
> > > >I think handguns ...
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Re: Who'd be a postman?
Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:39:53 GMT
On 24-Jul-2009, "Don't think twice" <Don't think twice @it's.alright.com>
wrote:
> Now imagine this, the condition of some of those envelopes from people my
> age whose faculties are half shot to pieces, can't see, can't smell and
> certainly can't smear 3 pieces of crap on three consecutive mornings onto
> a ...
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Who'd be a postman?
Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:07:52 +0100
Having reached a certain age a letter arrived telling me that in this
preventative new world we inhabit I was eligible for a bowel cancer testing
kit. Reading through the literature it seemed like a good idea, no invasive
testing, just drop something soft somewhere and bobs your uncle, you have it
or you don't ...
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Wouldn't you just know it...
Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:39:52 GMT
Wouldn't you?
About 4 weeks ago I had a really nasty flu... headache, sore throat, chest
infection ... deep chest infection and i've had pneumonia so I know what it
feels like when an infection is going into your lungs - it's bad - and this
was going that way but cleared up. It was about the beginning of the sw ...
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Sandwich chain Subway linked to deadly salmonella outbreak
Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:14:56 -0700 (PDT)
The world's biggest sandwich chain has been implicated in a food
poisoning outbreak that has claimed 120 victims and left one person
dead.
It appears that meat contaminated with salmonella was used by Subway
in its sub rolls, which were then served up in outlets across the UK
and Ireland. But health officials ...
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Modified Roll Call
Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:47:14 GMT
What ever happened to these people?
Daniel the manual
Roy Gamage
John Ward
Tosspot
Kit
Les and Claire
Peter B
Mungo "two sheds" Toadfoot
Portia
Mr Wonderful
Jim Sewell
Harry the Horse (H Keane?)
BoyPete
Tuppence
Charles Holder
Nutmeg
Webmonkey
Rai
Beanykermit
Funky Mum
Mike (mikewh)
shaz xxx
s ...
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Re: Bruce needs your help
Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:55:42 +0100
"dottylottie" <petfantastic-newsgroups@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:58-dncjcYc2N9c_XnZ2dnUVZ8uOdnZ2d@bt.com...
> Hi,
>
> Please accept my apologies for the wrong species but, this is urgent and
> I was hoping you wouldn't mind... your support is needed. Spread the
> word!
>
> Please read Bruces st ...
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A rabbit
Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:17:53 -0700 (PDT)
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint
of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham
and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks ...
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