Cheer up & have a laugh
Sun, 26 Mar 2006 20:55:20 -0500
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2711675179396211931
Jon~
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Murphy..............
23 Mar 2006 10:19:50 -0800
Murphy had died and his coffin was
taken back to his house for the wake
by his family.
When they arrived it was realised
that there was no table to put the
coffin on.
"I know", says Pat, "Put a chair
underneath it".
"Be better off wit' two, one at each
end" Says Mick.
"Might not be strong enough" s ...
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Doctors waiting room :-)
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:47:33 -0500
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's ...
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Could it happen to you?
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:05:36 -0500
Please be aware that as your wives age, it is harder for them to maintain
the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you
notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive and there is
nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Butch. Let me relate how I handled ...
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Earn extra cash
18 Mar 2006 13:59:10 -0800
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Earn extra cash
18 Mar 2006 13:59:03 -0800
Help urgently required delivering and collecting catalogues,
¡ê200-400/mo, many earn much more, in their spare time. For free
information, please call us on Freephone 08000 92 92 29 or text YES to
07797 880452 or please click on www.vastincome.co.uk
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Ping: I'm looking for the following people.......
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 16:18:18 GMT
I would like to invite the following people to come to
news:uk.local.southwest
To take part in a very lively and informative discussion.
It is one I am sure they would not wish to miss.
Should anyone know where they are would you
be kind enough to draw this message to their attention.
They are:
Mar ...
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cheaper fuel:
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:51:03 +0000 (UTC)
Pipeline Card has only been going for four months but we have already
secured agreement in principle from a major retailer - I'm sorry we can't
say which one yet - and we hope to offer our members fuel discounts of
between 5p and 7p a litre. We have also had great support from the media,
particularly from t ...
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Wanna buy our old house?
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:39:47 -0500
http://www.bettisons.com/property.php?propertyid=460
I wonder what it will sell for this time around?
Jon~
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Play by the rules...
Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:18:06 -0500
Play by the rules...
1- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
2 -It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 3 ...
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