Re: Sleeps
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:42:56 +0000 (UTC)
> That reminds me. A para-glider landed in the field in front of the house
> yesterday.
What did you do with the body?
Johnny-silly-question-with-the-river-so-nearby ...
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Elderly
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:37:45 +0100
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds..
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
staring at a pair of false tee ...
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Re: Sleeps
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:22:44 +0000 (UTC)
> Yes, having worked with colour using both pigments and light, (i.e.,
> coloured inks and computers) I know what you're getting at. When I'm
> deciding on colours to use on a website, I'm thinking in RGB, but if I
> have to get something printed, I have to go back to cyan, magenta &
> yellow. (And turquoise is mo ...
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????
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:43:05 +0100
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning.'
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joke
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:35:59 +0100
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing
a seat belt!'
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Re: Sleeps
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:59:52 +0000
"The Traveller" <nospam@nomore.no> wrote:
>Where's Sleepy?
He's where he always is - on the sofa, trying to summon the
strength to post.
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Re: Sleeps
Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:57:31 +0000
"Chris H" <fazer.1000thousand@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>a l l y wrote:
>> "The Traveller" <nospam@nomore.no> wrote in message
>> news:4af91647$1@news.broadpark.no...
>>>
>>> "a l l y" <ally@situponDOGGIEseats.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:7lrlnbF3esrf8U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Chris. Have you any ...
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Re: Sleeps
Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:33:27 +0000 (UTC)
>> What is there to argue about turquoise? Is it blue or is it green?
>>
> More or less, yes. When I see something that's turquoise, Steve usually
> claims it's green. I treat turquoise as a separate colour, sort of
> halfway between blue and green, but he seems to see things as either
> blue or green. I was plea ...
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The Corrupt Insanity that is the UK Gov.
Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:38:33 -0000
The UK Prime Minister, has given away UK Sovereignty to the EUSSR, which
will eventually result in the dissolution of the UK Parliament ! ...-we
obviously have a faulty Election System, because the PM cannot even spell !
Perhaps the Commie (who wants to bring Turkey into the EU) Dave Milliband,
should takeo ...
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Re: Sleeps
Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:14:26 +0000 (UTC)
> I have a beige v-neck cashmere sweater. I lurve it. I wear it with black
> trousers or skirts or jeans and it looks good. I also have a beige
> wool camel coat that is a bit too big for me these days which I wear
> over black.
>
> Jp
Hardly an endorsement of beige. You'd make any sweater look good.
Johnn ...
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