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:-)
Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:56:24 +0200
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
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:-0
Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:51:28 +0200
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around
the block?'Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does
that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage' .
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu
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:o)
Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:39:45 +0200
Missus. "Hey Darling, my Boobs are really small, can I have a Breast Enlargement at around ¡ê4000?"
Hubby. "The cheaper way would for you to rub Bog Paper in between your Tits every day".
Missus. "How on earth would that make my Boobs Bigger?"
Hubby. "Well, it worked on your Arse darlin"
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:o)
Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:53:12 +0200
An older couple goes to the Doctor. He asks the husband if sex is
still good, and if he has any questions.
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After having sex with my wife I
am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the
second time, I am usually cold and chilly?"
Surprised he can still do ...
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Re: Chris
Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:58:28 +0200
"JpinNY" <jpinny@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:0055a6d1$0$1970$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
>a l l y wrote:
>> "JpinNY" <jpinny@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hb8c1q$h0c$2@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> a l l y wrote:
>>>> "JpinNY" <jpinny@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hb60vl$eof$1@news.eternal- ...
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Ally
Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:13:15 +0200
"Giles" They got their name from Buffy, the vampires, (the protector.) They were good
but played too loud for the little pub.
Edith.
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Re: OK, where is she?
Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:32:23 +0100
"Chris H" <fazer.1000thousand@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>Johnny wrote:
>>>> But you can be right. Like I was.
>>>
>>> I'm not sure I am right about anything. I was just quoting the source
>>> of the 'headline'. I'm not judging if it's bad science or not.
>>>
>>> Besides, I'm just about to start reading this book a ...
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Re: Chris
Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:19:10 +0100
"The Traveller" <nospam@nomore.no> wrote in message
news:4ad83f6c$1@news.broadpark.no...
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> "a l l y" <ally@situponDOGGIEseats.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:7jqo1vF37auhqU3@mid.individual.net...
>> "JpinNY" <jpinny@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hb8c1q$h0c$2@news.eternal-september.org...
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Horten Blues club
Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:24:45 +0200
http://www.myspace.com/thegilesexperience
"Horten Blues Klubb" tonight. Orly is their sound technician. I'm really looking forward to hearing these north west England lads :)
:) :) :) I hope one of them is from Salterbeck. Have you ever heard of them, Ally. Giles sounds boarder region, more Scottish to me.
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Luck one
Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:59:03 +0100
As luck would have it, I was checking my e-mail just as the Amazon Vine
e-mail arrived and I got one of these 'buck shee'...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B002GYVF8E
Which is nice.
Normally, all the good stuff is gone before I get to it.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/vine/help
If only luck really d ...
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